velma
by Andy on Sep 15, 2004 09:11:19
Example:
1)
Jinkeys Scoob! They've got to be here somewhere!
2) My kid walked off with my glasses this morning- I had
to Velma for 10 minutes before I found them.
velma
by *Ben* on Nov 28, 2005 21:18:32
The act of receiving ejaculate in or around the eyes, resulting in an uncomfortable
squint not unlike
Velma from
Scooby-Doo.
velma
by velmahater445 on May 05, 2020 16:46:18
the dumb
fucking whore from scooby doo, fuck that bitch, like why the fuck is she wearing so much fucking orange?
like bitch we get it you’re an attention whore but you could of chose pink or some shit but ORANGE fucking O R A N G E ! you deserve no human rights,
dumb fucking bitch.
Velma
by Destroyer of zoophiles on Jan 24, 2023 23:59:55
Velma is either A.
A character from the cartoon franchise
Scooby Doo. She looks like a hotter woman version of the nerd emoji.
Or B.
A shitty
HBO max original that tries to be woke but is really just stupid and for the most part unfunny, and assassinates nearly every character in
the franchise. They didn't even bother adding Scooby, the literal dog the franchise is named after. That's how you know they didn't give a shit when making this show.
Velma
by Reaper 2.0 on May 24, 2022 08:52:10
A culturally appropriated white girl the
mass media turned into a
puppet for diversity. Basically a
token character now.
Velma
by Johnnvel on Feb 04, 2010 19:29:36
A nerdy looking girl on the outside, despite her wearing glasses, she is totally hot! Laughs at her own jokes, but is the life of the party!! Super hot and makes her
man stand up and take notice! Every one loves Velma. The girls in the
in crowd secretly want to be just like her. Even they have a little
nerdiness in them!
Velma
by plokiju on Aug 16, 2003 18:33:13
A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length
plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a
crackwhore in the sack.
the velmas
by mike grosshandler on Dec 19, 2003 01:20:50
A kickass rock band from
Albany, NY. They released
Another Day at School
in June 2002, and put on an amazing live show. Their website is www.thevelmas.com.
To Velma
by PrometheusNow on Aug 12, 2015 06:51:31
The annoying instance when you're looking for your glasses and cannot find them because you cannot see without your glasses. A special brand of
Catch 22 where in witch you are fucked. In reference to the popular hit television serious and movie franchise "Scooby Doo". Specifically referencing the character
Velma Dinkley who's glasses would often drop from her face and she would not be able to find them again on account of her being (what must have been)
legally blind without them.
Example:
Person A "Ah
shucks, guys can you help me find my glasses I dropped them and cannot see where they are?"
Person B (
Douch bag) "Naw man, you're just gonna have to
Velma that shit"
Person A "OK"