Virtual Boy
A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and
headaches. Nintendo eventually said "
Screw it", and Virtual Boy
faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.
Virtual Boy
by Wasabimoto on Mar 27, 2007 04:06:08
Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red
monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and
breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.
Example:
Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on
eBay!
Freind: "How much was it?"
Guy: $500. It was a classic.
Freind shankes him in the
liver.
Virtual Boy
by Alexi on Nov 07, 2003 09:27:41
Virtual Boy
by Marc on Dec 01, 2004 03:18:45
virtual boy
by Darnville on Jan 30, 2021 00:25:35
The
Virtual Boy Released in August
1995, was infamous for having
headaches or potential seizures, it lasted until March 1996, making it the shortest lived console by Nintendo
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by Rectum Destroyer on May 11, 2022 13:04:45
The Super
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Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON
2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.
Example:
The Super
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Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON
2DS, coming 2024!
Virtual boy
by Holiday_Choco on Mar 07, 2023 03:53:38
A failed Nintendo console that everyone
drags on, Putting Flaws aside like the
headaches and small game library, its actually pretty good with
worthwhile games on it.
Example:
Person 1: the
virtual boy was the worst
console ever!
Person 2: god you are such a
sheep. Form your own opinions