Deadline Anthropologist
by IndySparkPlug on Sep 28, 2010 04:27:02
A newspaper or magazine writer who creates
inane articles about alleged dramatic changes in culture or society, even though the evidence is often
flimsy generalties and select
anecdotes.
Example:
Did you see that
deadline anthropologist's article about American men now caring more about charity than
acquiring personal wealth? Must be true because the
pastor and kindergarten teacher quoted in the article said so.
cultural anthropologist
by mtncrazie on Jan 17, 2012 09:06:12
Usually a social reject who must be banished to a far-off place for multiple years under the pretense of understanding how the
marginalized people of the Earth live and think. Unfortunate groups that are forced to tolerate cultural anthropologists living in their midst usually send
the village idiot to distract the
anthropologist for as long as possible.
Example:
Cultural anthropologist speak: "Fed up with the banal and decrepit
humdrum of American society, I took off for the remote lands of the Xanabu. They were overjoyed at my arrival and I have already taken down 100 pages of stories from the old
blind man who greeted me. These are said to be sacred, ancient tales."
cultural anthropologist
by B Weezy on Mar 13, 2008 09:44:46
A person (either male or female) who is exceptionally
hip and
up-to-date. They have the coolest
gear, say the hottest terms, and know all there is too know in todays world. They are usually between the ages of 20 and 30.
Example:
Bryan: Yo nice sneakers! Can I rock them for a day or two?
John: I don't think
so bro.
Bryan: You have all the coolest stuff, you are always on
the cutting edge.
John: I guess I am what you would call a
Cultural Anthropologist bro.
Recreational enjoyment anthropologist
by BynxBio on Dec 05, 2010 09:48:19
One who
studies "
recreational activities" and the enjoyment experienced by people. Either first hand activity or by studying as others
do so.
Example:
Courtney is a Recreational enjoyment anthropologist as she is the one studying her friends
doing shrooms. During her
studies she sits and laughs at their misfortunes.
Anthropologist
by merrium-webster2.0 on Nov 28, 2021 00:30:15
Someone who mispronounces
everyday words but can say 'Australopithecus Afarensis' and 'Orrorin Tugenensis' without
thinking twice.
Example:
Ten minutes after concluding his
lecture on 'homo heidelbergensis,' the
anthropologist asked his
colleague if she wanted to go for lunch at 'Chip-o-latte.'