1. (François Marie Arouet) French 16th century author of 'Candide', philosopher, and satirist.

2. Gothy 21st century multi-talented singer and creator of the DEADY: THE MALEVOLENT TEDDY comic.

François-Marie Arouet (from 21 November 1694 Paris France – 30 May 1778 Paris France) AKA voltaire(his pen name) was a French philosopher known for his wit, philosophical sport and defence of civil liberties, including both freedom of religion and free trade the best export from france Ever saying things such as "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." and "A witty saying proves nothing."

Voltaire came from a French word that means kind, sweet, loveable, and funny to everyone around this "Voltaire".
If you know anyone who's name is Voltaire, dont let him be without you when your DOWN

The best thing to come out of France.

Damn smart guy. One of the reasons that we have the good ol' United States of America these days.

A fashion photographer from America's Next Top Model who creates instagram celebrities. Responsible for the rise of

Rachel Cook.

You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere.

Brand: A luxury store tailored towards the upper echelons of the bourgeoisie, who, in an attempt to preserve an outward image of punk-rockness, wealth, and cultural awareness are essentially reproducing the expected behaviours associated with status anxiety. Clothes are overpriced if the measure is quality; all value is ascribed through social conventions.

Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.

Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.

Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.

Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.

Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!