Wesley Snipes

The Blackest man alive



Wesley Snipes
A famous actor who grew up in South Bronx. He's a bad ass action star with many martial arts awards, Black belt three times over in Jiu Jitsu and Jeet Kun Do. He has stared in such moves as Passenger 57, Blade, The Art of War, Demolition Man, and Passenger 57. He will be best remembered for his role in New Jack City with co-star Dusty Snipes of Icelandic fame.
Example:
"Did you see Blade? The Dodge Charger that Wesley Snipes drives is such Badassical Baddage!"


Wesley Snipes
Performing a daring maneuver in any situation in which a daring maneuver is completely and utterly unnecessary.
Example:
Alex: Yo man you cant stop that, i just pulled a Wesley Snipes.

Rob: Dude, that was the lamest shit I think I've ever seen.

Scott: Alex, you have smoked yourself retarded.



Wesley Snipes
The answer to every trivia question that appears on the movie screen before they actually start the film at your local movie theater.
Example:
Trivia question: "What actor battled the T-1000 in Terminator 2?"

some ignorant fool: I think it's that new governor, in California, Arnold Sch...."

2 badass brothers: Shut up, fool! It's so Wesley Snipes; it's gotta be!


Wesley Snipes
1. a horizontal line cut in "body hair" that resembles Wesley Snipe's hair.

2. an action pertaining to Wesley Snipe, since he is big and intimidating.
Example:
1. While trimming my lower Afro Patch, i decided to Wesley Snipes that shit.

2. I Wesley Sniped that bitch at the club last night in the parking lot.


Wesley Sniped
While peeing, you struggle to get the stream flowing. It picks up to a slow trickle after what seems like forever. Then after seeing yourself in the mirror, you think for a split second someone is watching you pee. You shrink up and the stream comes to an immediate halt.
Example:
"Damn Cornelious, i had to piss but after seeing myself in the mirror i totally Wesley Sniped"


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