Will Advise
An overly used verb used by
douchey corporate types to sound more professional in
emails and
conference calls.
will advise
by Disgruntled Co-Worker on Feb 21, 2014 08:46:03
Example:
I am working on the Alabama case files right now, and will have them on your desk by
4pm, unless you call me into another meeting about
the break room microwave again.
Will Advise.
adviser
by xdmeme on Oct 15, 2017 05:11:27
Adviser is a fat cunt, who should get
heart disease caused by eating way to many
takeaways.
This fat cunt creates a whole new YouTube era for minecraft as he is the fattest cunt to ever touch the pvp community (excluding Erouax)
Hope this pussy dies thx for reading!
advised
by DC on Mar 15, 2005 15:16:11
Example:
I proceeded to get advised as
soon as we entered
the bar.
ill advised
by Nadidoug on Oct 23, 2017 00:28:37
Example:
“I met this girl on the internet she said
come chill around her way tonight.”
“
In the hood?
No that’s ill advised Slim, ill advised”
Please Advise
by notGandalf on Feb 12, 2013 15:42:58
Example:
Dear jim,
I have
not yet received the
Alabama case
files I asked you to Send.
Please Advise.
John
Please Advise
by ldemi on Apr 11, 2011 23:36:20
An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I
CCed"
"
Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "
please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors
to a T... Even 15 years later..
Example:
Dear Luke,
I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of
blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing
15k a day what-the-fuck
save me please.
Please Advise,
John
Please Advise
by eventjubilee on Feb 26, 2013 01:47:21
Example:
Hi Carrie,
How are you?
Happy Monday! I was wondering when you were going to get me that quote I asked for last week. If we don't
get the ball rolling ASAP my client will look for another company.
Please advise.
All the best,
Christine.
Please be advised
by Ned's Nutz on Apr 24, 2010 02:19:31
A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not
redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain
blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided,
uninteresting crap.
Example:
Ryan: Officer Murphy,
please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.
Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary
redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.
Ryan:
Ten-four.
self-advising
by ORD ELLIS on Sep 05, 2007 16:33:03
'Self-Advising' is the term for doing what you ought not, KNOWING BEFOREHAND that you ought NOT and yet . . . you do it anyway. This is especially true of calling with a known
dead hand in poker. Against our own best advice to ourselves and gut
instincts (and sometimes even the odds), we do what we know is wrong because . . . well, you know the list of reasons, we all have them and
interchange and use them at random.