please be advised
A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not
redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain
blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided,
uninteresting crap.
Please Advise
by ldemi on Apr 11, 2011 23:36:20
An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I
CCed"
"
Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "
please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors
to a T... Even 15 years later..
Example:
Dear Luke,
I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of
blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing
15k a day what-the-fuck
save me please.
Please Advise,
John
Please advise
by Tonytwotins on Sep 27, 2021 04:02:55
A term often used by the less educated when complaining in order to add emphasis and
terror to a normally minor issue. Typically used to
boost the complainants
self esteem for their lack of education when it comes to reading and writing.