dead hand

When a person’s hand is totally unresponsive to their mate’s overtures to hold it because they are pissed off about something.



dead hand
Sitting on your hand, until it "falls asleep," then jacking off while that hand is asleep. It feels like someone else is doing it.
Example:
After watching porn last night, I decided to rub one off with my dead hand.


Dead hand gang
An exclusive club whcih can only be joined by sitting on your arm so that you lose all feeling in your hand before masturbation. This apparently makes it feel like someone else is doing the work for you.
Example:
I joined the dead hand gang whilst imagining that your mum was tossing me off last night.


cold, dead hand
From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!
Example:
"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)

California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)


dead man's hand
According to legend, Wild Bill Hickok was shot to death in the middle of a poker game with 2 pairs: black aces and black eight's. Noone knows for sure what the kicker was, but from then on black aces and eight's has been called dead man's hand.
Example:
"Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead


Dead Man's Hand
Historically, the phrase, "Dead Man's Hand" was given to the last poker hand that Wild Bill Hickok had been dealt when he was murdered during a game of five-card-draw. Although there is quite the controversy over what those five cards were or even if there actually were five cards when the infamous Hickok was slain, there appears to be a general mind that he was holding a pair of 8's and a pair of Ace's. However, the most controversial aspect about the poker hand in question, was the the number and suit of the fifth card.
Example:
You're about as useful as a "Dead Man's Hand."


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