takeaways

takeaways, also known as takeouts, fast food ect.



takeaway
Noun. Any new piece of information gleaned from a lecture, interview, or other media presentation, etc. that can be of exponential value when acted upon or put to use.
Example:
Among the general fund of knowledge provided in this financial seminar, there were actually several takeaways that could give our company great marketing edge.


takeaway digger
A person who dates or co-habits with others purely to extract takeaways from them, in particular a woman who strives to marry a wealthy man who is able to provide copious amounts of the unhealthy food which they desire.
Example:
Then it dawned upon me.. Claire was a takeaway digger and she was only with me for the fish and chips.


Takeaway Wife
An old single male (normally rich) who goes to Asia solely to pick up a young hot Asian girl to bring back to his country to marry and have kids with. (kids usually retarded due to the age of male partner) This makes the girl a takeaway wife.
Example:
*Sees man holding hands with young Asian
Gary: I see Steve has got a takeaway wife


takeaway tits
When a woman constanly drops food down her top and gets it wedged between her boobs, she gains the nickname takeaway tits.
Example:
Girl: Arghh, I dropped a chip down my top again....
Guy: Nice goin takeaway tits..

Guy 1: Hey did you see Laura in the cafeteria yesterday?
Guy2: Yeh, talk about takeaway tits, more food went down her top then in her mouth.


takeaway tax
when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.
Example:
guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!


Takeaway Day
Takeaway Day is when you are craving a takeaway but something or someone is stopping you from fulfilling your truest desires. From precious Pizza to charming Chinese. Either way, your friend owes you a takeaway.
Example:
"Oh hey, it's Takeaway Day! You wanna maybe order something :3?


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