Your Girlfriend
Something that doesn’t exist
Example:
Your Girlfriend doesn’t exist
Your Girlfriend doesn’t exist
There's your girlfriend!
Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:
There's your girlfriend!
Your girlfriend
Buzz your girlfriend!
Kiss your girlfriend day
If your girlfriend has...
...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.
Example:
Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.
Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...
Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH
Me: *cums*
Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.
Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...
Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH
Me: *cums*
Kiss your girlfriend day
Example:
Rodrigo: hey did you know that November 13th is National Kiss your girlfriend day!
Jonathan: REALLY imma go make out with her right now
Rodrigo: hey did you know that November 13th is National Kiss your girlfriend day!
Jonathan: REALLY imma go make out with her right now