YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Nonexistent because he of the fact that you are looking it up on urban dictionary



Your girlfriend
Someone you forget is existing and waiting for a goodnight wish in your sexy Italian language.
Example:
Your girlfriend: cries*
You: “Buonanotte amore mio. “
Your girlfriend: smiles*


There's your girlfriend!
Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:
Example:
say to friend as you point to a homeless person on the street: "Hey, there's your cousin."


If your girlfriend has...
...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.
Example:
Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*


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