When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30
AM with temperatures below freezing
(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission
without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.
Sean: Hey Amber
let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...
Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped
Micheal: Such a freshman decision