estrogen

Estrogens (alternative spellings: oestrogens or œstrogens) are a group of steroid compounds, named for their importance in the estrous cycle, and functioning as the primary female sex hormone. They are used to generally describe womenly hormones.The counterpart for this is testosterone.



Estrogen
Estrogen....simply enough....is God's curse on man
Example:
Recently dumped kid: I just don't get it man...why would she dump me, kick me in the balls, then make out with my best friend on my front lawn?

Wise friend: Estrogen.


estrogenical
Behavior or attitude resulting solely from a peak in estrogen, reserved primarily for women, but once upon awhile you'll see a guy do it.
Example:
Damn you and your estrogenical tyranny!!


Estrogenitis
A psychotic condition found in humanoid males who work with many females of the species. Estrogenitis's proximal cause is the inhalation of a toxic dose of secreted hormonal estrogen. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Hair loss, memory loss, weight gain, notcuria, binge drinking and insomnia. Symptoms take at least 10 years of exposure before manifestation with married males typically affected at higher rates. Treatment modalities include, but are not limited to: Beer consumption beyond a BAL of .08, working on automobiles, riding Harley Davidsons, driving beyond the posted speed limit and shooting weapons of any type.
Example:
After working with Angie for 17 years I've got estrogenitis: I've started drinking, I can't sleep through the night, I've put on 20 pounds, My hair is graying and I'm going bald


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