Halo 3

THE game that changed the face of the Xbox 360 and Microsoft. It has sold millions upon millions of copies around the world, and set a new bar for gaming. However, it has also caused (along with World of Warcraft) a dramatic spike in video game addiction. Countless players have been "pwning noobs" on Xbox Live for hours on end, but have ignored the needs of their parents/children/girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/spouses/significant others. They have been more obsessed with hearing "killtacular!" than saying "what do you need, honey?" Its a tragedy of some sorts; it really is.



Halo 3
1. A game played by men for hours on end
2. A game played by men for hours on end when drunk
3. A game played by ditzy and/or drunk girls trying to flirt with the guys around them
4. A game that if played well by a girl indicates she is either really cool or a lesbian
Example:
1. Not much man, just played Halo 3 for like six hours
2. Fuck man, all I remember is that I played Halo 3 for fucking like 6 hours
3. Omygosh, Halo 3! Can I like plaaaaaaaay?
4. Dude, Charissa is fuckin baller at Halo 3. I hope she's just tight and not a lesbo.


Halo 3
First person Shooting game set in the Sci-Fi universe of the first two halo games; developed by Bungie; realeased for the xbox 360 exclusively on September 25 2007 in North America, 26th in Europe, 27th in Japan.

The game includes the concluding campaign of the halo trilogy playable for the first time with up to 4 people over system link of Xbox live; Refined mutliplayer; Highly stylized HD graphics that make for a beautiful game; Real-time map editing Forge mode; etc. etc.

Made of pure EPIC and WIN.
Example:
In Halo 3, you do actually get to finish the fight!
In many districts about 12% of the students were absent the day halo 3 came out.


Halo 3
1.Quite possible the Hardest game to play online, Creating fury and Possibly Broken controllers, xboxs, Ect.

2. Breeding Ground for 12 year old children to talk all the shit they can Before there parents get home
Example:
1.God i fucking hate Flood, i tried to beat that level so many times, I threw my controller through the tv and Lit the halo 3 on disk fire.

2. Yeah i toattly beat your ass, Teabag Teabag, I fucked your fucking face you fucking fag, Yeah Suck my fucking balls (in a High Pitched voice).


Halo 3
the reason I no longer have a loving wife, any friends, or rarely see the light of day.
Example:
James: hey dude theres a bunch of babes and beer so wanna come over tonight.
Me: Nah dude i'm exp boosting with my friends and hopefully get my 50.
James: Fuck you youre an asshole.
Me: I love you too.

Mom: hunny your dads in the hospital he needs to see you soon before he dies.
Son:fuck him and fuck you im playing MLG

I LOVE HALO 3


Halo 3
If idle hands are the devil's tools, then the Halo franchise should be delaying armageddon for decades to come.
Example:
person 1: Halos 3 through 7 were pretty miserable, eh?
person 2: I hear they're releasing number 8 next winter. This one's being billed as "The Penultimate Gaming Experience of your Lifetime."
person 1: Man, I'd better go preorder mine now!


Halo 3
The last game of the HALO trilogy, presented by Bungie studios. It is the penultimate experience in FPS on the next-Gen console. Common side effects are:
1) walking around school/work/home and exclaiming Killing Spree, Killionaire, Killamanjaro, Overkill, and Killtacular at the slightest sense of achievement..getting an A on a test/completing a merger/making a sandwich.
2) It is also often played on LIVE by illiterate 4 year olds who constantly rape the shit out of older, more illiterate 16 or 23 year olds in the game lobby, over an argument over who's gayer. these 4 year olds should be avoided, as when they win they will constantly call you a no0b..even though you headshotted them with a pistol from the other side of Valhalla.
Example:
OMG I can't wait for Halo 3...IT'S PURE AW3SOMENESS!!!! I AM MASTERCHIEF!!!

*finish spreading mustard on sandwhich* OVERKILL!!



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