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highballed

When a man has such a large bowel movement the tail end of the the shit log hits your ball sack.

Highball

by MexicanMicrowave on Mar 19, 2020 19:58:18

Entering a toilet cubicle that has mobility assistance rails, removing all pants, undergarments, socks and shoes before standing on the rails and taking a glorious dump from the high heavens.

Example:
I just wanted to feel the breeze between my legs so I performed a highball.

I think I feel a highball coming along, boys.

HIGHBALLER

by HIGHBALLER FAN on Feb 03, 2011 10:14:01

Over achiever. One who prevails. Conquers steep challenges. Elevates any standard. Instinctively motivated. Talent that delivers. A born leader.

Example:
Mining related (where the term actually originated):

Ryan is such a Highballer...he ran 2 drills and managed to get over 500 feet in one shift in bad ground without losing any rods!

highball

by Klautt on Jul 19, 2005 08:34:38

A short 1oz (mostly) drink. The hard is usually from the front bar (Rye, Vodka, White Rum, Tequila, etc) mixed with a soft drink or juice. Can be doubled or Tripled.

Example:
Cheap Highballs can include: Rye&Coke, Rum&Coke, Screwdriver, Vodke Slim, etc..

Highballer

by Sludge669 on Jan 06, 2011 05:08:53

The opposite of a lowballer; someone who pays the maximum possible price for something.

Example:
Did you see what that soccer mom paid for her son's PS3?

Yea, she didn't do her research; she's a highballer.

highballer

by nicholi Kornachefsky on Apr 06, 2005 01:37:31

Some one who works harder than a motherfucker. The opposite is a lowballer, someone who drags there balls around not doing a god damn thing.

Example:
Damn I'm tired, I was highballing all day.

highballs

by (high)ballin on Aug 30, 2008 10:46:35

a drink: whiskey mixed with ginger ale

Example:
getting drunk off highballs is easy because it just tastes like ginger ale, so you're basically just drinking a lot of soda

Highballer

by Butterland on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

1. A treeplanter who consistently plants a lot more trees than anyone else.

2. A misguided young person who has been conned into generating a tremendous amount of wealth for a treeplanting company. In exchange this person receives pitiful percentage of the wealth being generated, all the sex they can handle, and life-long soft tissue damage to the back, knees, shoulder, elbow & wrist.

Example:
1. Ed: "Holy shit, did you hear how many trees Sam put in today?" Sally: "Yeah that guy is a total highballer."

2. Tina: "Holy shit, my knee hurts everytime I run & the doctor told me I've got the back of a retired coal miner." Tony: "Ya, you were the fastest planter ever though."

highball

by Jo mamma's *** on Sep 25, 2009 11:08:03

1. Railroad slang for a green light or permission to proceed. Go = highball
2. verb: to put whichever testicle hangs higher into the vagina during intercourse while leaving the lower one out.

3. verb: to overtake someone in a hallway whether they are stopped or moving.

Example:
1. Engineer: the light is green. Conductor: Highball!
2. Man I totally highballed with my girlfriend last night.
3. Dude I was just walking to my office and that gay guy highballed me. It was pretty tight in there too, I think he just wanted some action.

highball

by Timboo on Apr 15, 2008 00:17:35

The act of getting pleasantly inebriated, usually during the afternoon when more productive acts could be done

Example:
Joe and I were highballing and enjoying the nice weather on Saturday.

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