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jousted

A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis

Jousting

by Doug Waldman on Dec 03, 2013 03:23:41

Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.

Example:
Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"

no joust

by Big Mike on Apr 26, 2004 14:19:32

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.

Example:
I call shotgun, no joust

Jousting

by serodino on May 09, 2007 04:02:35

When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.

Example:
Man Bill and I were jousting so hard last night I almost split my ball sack

Jousting

by Tosser of Salads on Jun 22, 2017 18:10:34

The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.

Example:
Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.

Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.

Jousting

by RawDiggitty on Feb 05, 2010 10:54:58

As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory.

Example:
I had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular boner wasn't doing the trick.

Joust

by Highena on Apr 09, 2009 07:18:06

Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.

Example:
"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"

"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"

Jousting

by Napolean Bonapert on Apr 21, 2013 00:38:39

Sex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional.

Example:
"The wife let me try jousting her last night"
"Be careful man, that can cause internal bleeding"

jousting

by Tingwallerwaller on Feb 14, 2008 06:27:41

A medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole.

Example:
Henry VIII enjoyed jousting with Phillip

joust

by Figleaf23 on Jan 20, 2009 11:26:13

1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.

2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.

Example:
1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.

2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.

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