mozz

jinx



mozzed
A jinx or curse, not usually causing serious malady but bringing persistent bad luck.

An Australian colloquialism, possibly from Melbourne.
Example:
1. looks like I've been mozzed
2. they put the mozz on him just as he was about to win the the tournament.


Mozz
A 'Mozz' is a person or being who has the abiltity to change the outcome of an event that seems certain.
Example:
I cannot believe Mitch put a mozz on another one. The horse I backed was going to win by the length of the straight, he said 'just wins' and that instant the horse fell over.


Mozzed
To be in an incredible poor state, usually used to describe someone who has had too much to drink and is now describable only as unfit to live. Usually followed by a period of sustained paralysis in which one lays (usually naked) on the sofa all day and makes strange guttural gargling noices.
Example:
Did you see Will last night? He drank too much. He was completely Mozzed.


Mozz Rods
(noun) - Those delicious, deep-fried, cheesy (or at least ostensibly made out of cheese) snacks that are the staple of pub food, late night grill orders, and hangover noms. Too many of them can stop your heart. Particularly good with pomodoro or marinara sauce.
Example:
(At Quincy Grille) "I ain't your bitch - get your own damn Mozz Rods!"


Cop a Mozz
When you or a friend takes a mozzarella stick off someone else's plate without asking before hand. Usely happens when eating appetizers or when suffering from the munchies.
Example:
"Yo, dude, what are you doing?"
"relax man am just tryin to cop a mozz"


Mozz Hook
Mozz Hook - The act of sticking you're index finger into you're own foreskin and retrieving some old dick cheese, then inserting it into someone elses mouth and hooking their cheek.
Example:
Jake: "I didn't wash my dick for two weeks so i gave Park a Mozz Hook".


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