allotmenting Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

allotmenting

The word used when speaking about working on your allotment, allotment in this sense meaning a small piece of land you own for growing food on.

Allot

by Dope Slanger on Aug 22, 2006 01:52:38

Correct definition = distribute: administer or bestow, as in small portions.

Incorrect version: An illiterate way of spelling "a lot". The most common mistake however (very common unfortunetly) is "alot".

I'm no snooty English teacher or anything, but these particular mistakes drive me crazy! What is going on with education these days?

Example:
Correct example: Given as a task; "her allotted chores"

Incorrect example: "I liek that allot"

allot

by peludo on Jun 23, 2005 19:46:20

stupid way of saying "a lot"

Example:
John: wanna go for a drink?
Mike: i can't, dude, i'm allot busy

allot

by Leon B. on Sep 02, 2005 09:23:36

A word improperly used by many. As no one wants to recognize that "alot" is a valid word (see David Horvitz definition in Urban Dictionary), most spell-checkers propose to change "alot" to "allot". Unknowingly users just accept the choice.
Next time your spell checker tells you "alot" is not correct, please "add" it to your dictionary.

Example:
"I love the UD site alot." After spell checking in Outlook, you end up with "I love the UD site allot."

allot

by Leon B. on Sep 02, 2005 09:24:39

Example:
"I love the UD site alot." After spell checking in Outlook, you end up with "I love the UD site allot."

Terry Waite's allotment

by Jesfine on Jan 02, 2005 14:45:35

Self-explanatory to Britishers in the 1990's, this description of unruly hair will puzzle the rest of us, so:
1. Terry Waite served as the Anglican Church's international diplomacy negotiator. In 1987, he was himself taken hostage in Lebanon and held mostly in solitary confinement until his release in 1991. He's a well-known public speaker now.
2. "Allotment" in Britain is an urban rented garden patch.
Hence, Terry Waite's allotment would be untended and weed-choked.
I haven't determined if Waite actually was an allotment holder at the time of his confinement.

Example:
The man on the bench had a red beard like Terry Waite's allotment.

Terry Waite's allotment

by Niall Brady on Feb 10, 2003 09:12:40

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)

Example:
"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"

Terry Waite's allotment

by Barnold on Apr 02, 2004 06:35:30

see ambush

Example:
I got totally ambushed, she was groomed like Terry Waite's allotment.

Dig my allotment

by Terrnace47 on Feb 19, 2021 07:49:15

Get aggressively railed

Example:
Hmm I’d let him dig my allotment - I want him to rail me

Allotment

by Monty 2 on Aug 12, 2022 06:00:14

Mostly made up of old people that smell like cabbage and think they are more important than politicians.

Example:
I'm just going down the Allotment so I can piss the locals off and moan about the younger generation.

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