Amarillo
A city in north Texas its kinda small but its NOT one of those places where everybody knows everybody main thing its kinda boring but most of the time u can find sumthin to do
Amarillo Pumpjack
When two guys stand face to face and jerk each other off, looking deeply into each other’s eyes, with the smell of a feedlot in the background
Example:
If you are ever in the panhandle with you best friend, be sure to enjoy an Amarillo pumpjack.
If you are ever in the panhandle with you best friend, be sure to enjoy an Amarillo pumpjack.
amarillo manicure
An Amarillo manicure is when one gets a little too greedy with their wipe and ends up with shit on their hands.
Alternatively it is when one gets too greedy and ends up in a bad situation.
Alternatively it is when one gets too greedy and ends up in a bad situation.
Example:
1. Literally getting greedy with a wipe after a dump and getting shit on your hand.
2. Hey did you hear about Alex ? He impregnated some bimbo he met a week ago and now is getting engaged to her.
Wow he just gave himself an Amarillo manicure.
1. Literally getting greedy with a wipe after a dump and getting shit on your hand.
2. Hey did you hear about Alex ? He impregnated some bimbo he met a week ago and now is getting engaged to her.
Wow he just gave himself an Amarillo manicure.
amarillo sunrise
This maneuver is performed the morning after a sexual encounter, when one partner would like the other to leave, never to return. While he or she is asleep, the other stands up and urinates upon his or her head.
Example:
1. Ashamed of his one night stand in north Texas, Will did the only thing he could do: stood up and showed her how beautiful an Amarillo Sunrise could be.
1. Ashamed of his one night stand in north Texas, Will did the only thing he could do: stood up and showed her how beautiful an Amarillo Sunrise could be.
is this the way to amarillo?
good question? where is it? You could reply:
1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.
2.Dont see many armadillos around here
3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!
4.Just carry on singing along with them
5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!
1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.
2.Dont see many armadillos around here
3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!
4.Just carry on singing along with them
5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!
Amarillo Texan
Example:
Amarillo Texan, Wade Ryan Cates and his famous sourdough cinnamon rolls are made exclusively in Amarillo.
Amarillo Texan, Wade Ryan Cates and his famous sourdough cinnamon rolls are made exclusively in Amarillo.
is this the way to amarillo?
Notice that in this song, Marie is waiting for Tony Christie, but in All Seeing I's "Walk Like A Tiger", which is also a Tony Christie song, Marie had left him for a man half his age! Maybe Tony had spent too long trying to find the place, and Marie got fed up waiting. Ho hum.
Amarillo/Amarilla
Amarillo is a male asian, amarilla is a female asian; you pronounce it differently than the real spanish words, you don't roll the "r" and you pronounce the double l as in normal english. It's like the word nigger, except for asian people; this includes all asians, including Indians. Don't try saying this amongst a group of asian people.
Amarillo el cielo
Direct Translation in Spanish is “ Yellow sky”. However, it’s the Spanish equivalent to the idiom , “When pigs fly”.
Example:
Person 1: When I grow up, I'm going to build a hybrid mixture of a monarch butterfly and cow. I'll call it a cownarch!
Person 2: Amarillo el cielo
Person 1: When I grow up, I'm going to build a hybrid mixture of a monarch butterfly and cow. I'll call it a cownarch!
Person 2: Amarillo el cielo