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Armstrong
Armstrong is a surname of Scottish borders origin. It derives from a Middle English nickname which meant someone with strong arms. In Ireland the name was adopted as an Anglicization of two Gaelic names from Ulster: Mac Thréinfhir (meaning "son of the strong man") and Ó Labhraidh Tréan (meaning "strong O'Lavery").
Example:
Armstrong is a handsome man


Armstrong
The worst Bio professor on the planet. Spent the whole lecture time talking about how sweet potatoes are fucking YAMS. A Lil bitch boy when it comes to handing out a pop quiz. Alos dummy looking.
Example:
Wow you are such an Armstrong


armstrong
(Verb) To insert both the penis and entire sack of testicles into a vagina and/or anus. The act of "armstronging" usually requires using both hands to help stretch the vagina and/or anus hole to allow for total insertion.
Example:
"Dude, that chick's pussy is so loose, I practically armstronged her without using my hands."


Armstronging
A test of masturbatory endurance where the number of consecutive orgasms achieved in a single day (24 hours) corresponds to the number of times Lance Armstrong has won the Tour-de-France. Undoubtedly, the participant's arm(s) would become stronger through participation. Also known as 'The Armstrong'
Example:
"Is Adam coming out to the bar tonight?"
"Nah, he's dedicated tonight to Armstronging"


Armstrong
To flip a girl over and have sex with her. This is done when the female in question has an attractive body, but a fugly face.
Example:
Man, that booty's kickin, but she's got such a bad grill I think I'd have to Armstrong her!


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