Katie Holmes
by sunnyrustle on Apr 08, 2007 13:13:13
(n.) A young woman whose sad
predicament initally elicits pity, but through her repeated actions only solidifies one's opinion that she
dug her own grave. See also:
pulling a Katie Holmes
Example:
I totally felt sorry for that shy girl who got
knocked up by
Lester the Molester. But now, she's livin' in a trailer with him and
cookin' meth every weekend. What a Katie Holmes.
Katie Holmes
by kcnca on Oct 03, 2009 17:30:47
a
drastic and
abrupt fluctuation to the state of arousal in which a fully erect penis losses all
blood flow becoming irreversibly flaccid. Commonly repulisive or offensive behavior such as marrying Tom Cruise can lead to this, at times downright embarrassing condition.
Example:
"and then what?"
-"she pulled down her panties."
"
annnd then??"
-"I don't want to talk about it bro."
"c'mon,
you're killing me. what did she do next?"
-"she grabbed a cereal bowl..."
"OOO..KKK...???"
-"and then she squat over it and took a shit."
"what the fuck?"
-"yeah bro. the smell was awful."
"I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?"
-"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split."
"you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?"
-"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so Katie Holmes bro, that black dude from
the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."
Katie Holmes
by I Saw U2 Live Twice on Apr 13, 2022 09:03:44
A minor actress who was so obsessed with Tom Cruise since she was a teen. She had a poster of him on her wall. She because an actress and starred in
dreck like 'Dawson's' and some forgettable flicks. She met Tom Cruise during the
Aughts and every time you watched the tube or surfed the net, you'd see pics of them
smooching under a table, on a floor, against a wall, everywhere. He was 43, she was 26 and a virgin (supposedly). Converting to Tom's Scientology cult, they held a
shotgun wedding that her Catholic parents didn't even bother attending. After giving birth to daughter
Suri and Tom eating her placenta, they later divorced. Now she dates/chases other movie stars so she is one of the most notorious STARFUCKERS around today. She sold her soul for this. A total sellout.
Example:
1. Katie Holmes was a cute young lady when she chased Tom Cruise/Cruz. now as a
starfuck single mom, she's looking tired and isn't getting too much
Hollyweird work lately. But she got that Big Fat Money and child support. Yeah yeah yeah.
2. One of my hobbies is astronomy and during the late
Aughts a comet named Holmes (after it's discoverer) experienced an unexpected ice explosion on its head, making a nice display in binoculars. My friends and family joked about Comet Holmes being 'prettier than Sherlock Holmes, Larry Holmes (80s boxing champ with
NO ego) and Katie Holmes'. I said, 'Of course Comet Holmes is 'prettier than Katie, she's just a gold-digging dumb starfucker'. Then I got dirty looks.
katie holmes
by LolaLola on Aug 07, 2005 01:27:59
B-List actress who is rising to the top of the Hollywood ladder by being
Tom Cruise's beard (Sorry ladies, but he is very much
a friend of Dorothy's). Has two different facial expressions and a large birthmark on her rump. Claims to be a virgin, but at 26- honestly, come on!
Example:
Person 1: This person is a bad actress!
Person 2: Yeah, that's
Katie Holmes. At least she's riding on Tom
Cruise's coattails so she'll go "somewhere"...
katie holmes
by thepinkpanther on Aug 28, 2005 16:56:16
A meek
twenty something year old actress (see pushover) who is currently being forced into marriage with the evil and domineering Tom Cruise. Will most likely only be remembered for her character Joey on the show
Dawsons Creek, which explored teen
self discovery through pathetic, nauseating monologues.