assets

A person's body, as in boobs, butt, hips, etc.



Asset
Sarcastic slang term used to refer to a particularly ineffective/incompetent female firefighter. Assets are often protected and given false praise because no chief or administrator has the balls to terminate a female who can't do the job.

After years of being sheltered from reality and held to a lower standard than their male couterparts, the assets will often believe the bullshit said about them and develop a false sense of worth. At that point you're stuck with them forever.
Example:
The chief told the newspaper that Kathy is a valued asset to the department. What a bunch of bullshit, the stupid twat finds a new way to fuck up at every fire.


asset
Having a nice set of boobs and a nice ass. This definition is derived from splitting apart the word "asset" to get "ass" and "set".
Example:
Dave: "Your sister has nice assets!"
Tim: "Yeah she's going to have back problems one day."
Dave: "And when she falls on her ass, she just bounces back up!"
Tim: "Easy now..."


asset
1. Anything owned or is owed to a person, business, company, or group.

2. a CIA assassin
Example:
1. a building, car, or money are all examples of assets.
2. an asset was sent to kill john the other day.


Assets
When a woman who is storing her Moneybrallet style (cash tucked into a bra) is both showing some cleavage and also doesn't have the money tucked all the way into her bra, so some or most of the cash is visible in the cleavage. This is especially the case when the bills being stored are tips accumulated on the job. This can be done for several reasons:
1) Strippers stuffing their bra with extra money to make the other strippers jealous
2) To deter any gay muggers from trying to take your money, cause let's face it, if they know it's stored in your boobs, they won't want it anymore.
3) Waitresses with boyfriends who know that if they leave their assets sticking out of their assets, their boyfriend will always be able to remind them where they put their money in case they forget.
4) Women who are so desperate for attention that they need EVERYONE to stare at their cleavage, including gay jews.
Example:
Your assets are showing, and so are your other assets.


Latest Searches

Gift from God, bill kaulitz, Flowerpot, Bow chica bow wow, The Higgs, Go fuck yourselves, proper fucking, tobacco, CORBYN, Alexandria, alien starship, owens, shufflers, until the day, give me head, Queen Elizabitch, hoodrat hoochie MaMa, get ripped, RG3, you bitch, Smooth criminals, the baddie, filtration, Hyunjoon, godless, Nishi, Shields, Choccys, Betsey Johnson, watup gansta, Sluice box, god did, Patchy, Lil Bro, garden grove, single baby, who ride, polla, technofogger, Hopi Tights, Jose Baez, realest nigga69420, blaze one, my feet, taking no prisoners, the Emerald City, cone, The best and worst, gnawed, Blackula, let me think, scabby, skirt - skirt, one glove, Sweet Butt Nectar, play together, the Honda, cliqued up, Watchful, Sho-nuff, neo-fascist, Get totined, A dumb cunt, Veneta, Water dragon, crime mob, Buoy, bon jovied, the 27 club, hemmorhoid, STOW, royal we, weirdo, thicc boy, a mermaid, Degrassi Junior High, kutta, all around girl, Maltliqueisha, Full bars, Running Man, MOment of clarity, Booty-per-capita, downside, The Shark, pel, worldbuilding, Hstikkytokky, flirtiness, hypocrates, Newbury, Berkshire, UNCULTURED SWINE, Yalm sayin, cerise, depressed fuck, Moral Patriarch, urbans, Superphobe, krazy glue, the Doctor, Boof, woke dystopia, No Fucksgiving, laboratory, white hood, kako patako, vaginoplasty, galway, Get money, Primark Pincher, Ultimate Douchebag, the Spartan, Work Bitch, get none, you a dub, sksksksk and i oop, Ima need, german face of death, SUV in the pants, shut up meg, Hyper Music, ravenously, Hoodrat, ur weird, PB and J, Blue Blood, Hallucination, Whoreleons, stir the porridge, fraid, pot boiling, LaQuinta, The icebreaker, Walkie Talkie, Boady, blow-j, boring ass fuck, fat man, Anybody Killa, solider, your sister a mister, to gum, Western Shootout, Good band, privateness, Paige Lalonde, dearly departed, alfie, who that is, janitor, not like most girls, CUNT FUCKER, candy paint, Hydraulic Shit, NEW LIFE RULE, Manville High School, Pheromonally, fratitude, El Cerrito, up da ra, fuckall, OFFLINE, spencer gifts, purchasing, December 26, Kamiak High School, tall cans, air, kallangur, FUSD, Spec, hair alley, cartilage piercing, mcydees, you did that, The Narnia, legs up missionary, Murphys, Werre, girl funny, conglomeration, docta, underwater, ellas, badonkadonk, hornby, NYEH HEH HEH, chestfeeding, automating, barra, hot scale, the risen one, dookie dookie, narwhaling, Big Freak nasty, sho is, emo boys, Scum of the earth, nikes, Grouse Mountain, assets, Gift from God, bill kaulitz, Flowerpot, Bow chica bow wow, The Higgs, Go fuck yourselves, proper fucking, tobacco, CORBYN, Alexandria, alien starship, owens, shufflers, until the day, give me head, Queen Elizabitch, hoodrat hoochie MaMa, get ripped, RG3, you bitch, Smooth criminals, the baddie, filtration, Hyunjoon, godless, Nishi, Shields, Choccys, Betsey Johnson, watup gansta, Sluice box, god did, Patchy, Lil Bro, garden grove, single baby, who ride, polla, technofogger, Hopi Tights, Jose Baez, realest nigga69420, blaze one, my feet, taking no prisoners, the Emerald City, cone, The best and worst, gnawed, Blackula, let me think, scabby, skirt - skirt, one glove, Sweet Butt Nectar, play together, the Honda, cliqued up, Watchful, Sho-nuff, neo-fascist, Get totined, A dumb cunt, Veneta, Water dragon, crime mob, Buoy, bon jovied, the 27 club, hemmorhoid, STOW, royal we, weirdo, thicc boy, a mermaid, Degrassi Junior High, kutta, all around girl, Maltliqueisha, Full bars, Running Man, MOment of clarity, Booty-per-capita, downside, The Shark, pel, worldbuilding, Hstikkytokky, flirtiness, hypocrates, Newbury, Berkshire, UNCULTURED SWINE, Yalm sayin, cerise, depressed fuck, Moral Patriarch, urbans, Superphobe, krazy glue, the Doctor, Boof, woke dystopia, No Fucksgiving, laboratory, white hood, kako patako, vaginoplasty, galway, Get money, Primark Pincher, Ultimate Douchebag, the Spartan, Work Bitch, get none, you a dub, sksksksk and i oop, Ima need, german face of death, SUV in the pants, shut up meg, Hyper Music, ravenously, Hoodrat, ur weird, PB and J, Blue Blood, Hallucination, Whoreleons, stir the porridge, fraid, pot boiling, LaQuinta, The icebreaker, Walkie Talkie, Boady, blow-j, boring ass fuck, fat man, Anybody Killa, solider, your sister a mister, to gum, Western Shootout, Good band, privateness, Paige Lalonde, dearly departed, alfie, who that is, janitor, not like most girls, CUNT FUCKER, candy paint, Hydraulic Shit, NEW LIFE RULE, Manville High School, Pheromonally, fratitude, El Cerrito, up da ra, fuckall, OFFLINE, spencer gifts, purchasing, December 26, Kamiak High School, tall cans, air, kallangur, FUSD, Spec, hair alley, cartilage piercing, mcydees, you did that, The Narnia, legs up missionary, Murphys, Werre, girl funny, conglomeration, docta, underwater, ellas, badonkadonk, hornby, NYEH HEH HEH, chestfeeding, automating, barra, hot scale, the risen one, dookie dookie, narwhaling, Big Freak nasty, sho is, emo boys, Scum of the earth, nikes,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!