bon jovied

to be interupted in the act of sex, i.e. while you are "half way there". see also getting off at the billy mills roundabout.



A Bon Jovi
Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.
Example:
"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."


Bon Jovi
An adjective used to describe a talentless asshole who takes all the credit for the work of the entire team (e.g rock band).
Example:
Little Johnny: How do you like my project? I did it all by myself! Isn't it great?!
Teacher: Now now Johnny... Yeas it's a nice project. But no need to be Bon Jovi about it. The other kids deserved credit just as much as you did.


Bon Jovi
Bon Jovi are quite possibly the most overrated band of all time. A hair metal band named after the frontman, Bon Jovi is a disgrace to mankind.

Basically, Bon Jovi are pure and utter shit.
Example:
Respectable human being: Man, that Bon Jovi is fucking horrid. How do you like them?

Waste of oxygen: They're brilliant!


Bon Jovi
1) Sometimes classified as a Hair Metal group they were really just an overrated pop rock band. They rose to success in the 1980s by taking the sound of already successful, more talented acts such as Def Leppard, Motley Crue and Van Halen and pussifying it into the bland, repetitive, pop music they are known for. Were popular with young women mostly because they all just wanted to bang Jon Bon Jovi, the lead singer. Their popularity has dwindled in recent years due to the fact that their fan base is now in their 40s and no longer part of the most import demographic in terms of record sales, teenage girls. For similar bands, see Poison.

2) A bloody stool
Example:
1) Guy 1: What's the difference between Bon Jovi and the Jonas Brothers?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: About 20 years

2) Oh man I just came back from the doctor. He gave me some pills that should prevent me from having so many Bon Jovis.


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