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Miniature
A copy or replica that represents its original in greatly reduces size.....
Example:
like a copycat of a brad pitt going for acting and introduce him as a brad pitt......copycat is miniature


miniature pinscher
A breed of dog classified under the toy category in the AKC. They are so macho acting, they've been nick named the King of Toys. Generally around 10 to 11 inches tall and 10lbs. Also called the 'Min Pin', they think they rule the roost, love bossing everyone (whether human or animal) around, and doesn't much care being handled by clumsy children.
Example:
Troy: Wow, your dog looks like a little Doberman!
Cecil: He's a Miniature Pinscher, they were around 100 years before the Doberman.


Miniature Tanks
Enjoyed throughout Wisconsin, Miniature Tanks is a groin grabbingly good time where a group of people, either arranged in rows (facing each other), or in a large circle (facing inwards) get on their hands and knees, shoulder to shoulder.

Everyone marches forwards on the ground, hilariously running into each other. The object of the game is to reach the opposite side of where you are standing, but you cannot stop the motion of the tank.

If you fall over, keep swinging your arms and legs and continue to chant "MI-NI(a)-TURE TANKS". People get walked over, head-butted and bruised, but it's kickass and dammit, it'll put hair on your chest.

Works well in grassy open areas, narrow hallways, and crowded intersections.
Example:
The war drums beckon through the valleys with a strength that only the words "Miniature Tanks" (mi-ni-churr TANKS) may follow. Again and again, these heroes among men chant to instill fear, pregnancy, and maybe a bowel movement or two to all those who are unfortunate enough to witness the carnage that is soon to follow.

Ready you're not, here they come... as the chanting begins, the herd lurches onward; leaving a new desolate wasteland (mostly padded grass) in their wake. The amalgamations of such forces often cause Richter scale readings of 6.3-7.1 to Beijing, Shanghai, and all surrounding provinces.

Battered forces often appear belly-up, clutching spleens, or showered in the figurative blood of their peers. Those who remain upright roll onwards with pride, thirsting for the undeniable quench of another round. Miniature Tanks takes the lives of the weak, and instills character in those who survive.


Miniature Tigers
One of the best indie pop bands from Phoenix, Arizona. Singer Charlie Brand, Guitarist Algernon Quashie, Bassist Brandon Lee and Keyboardist Rick Schaier are the members of the witty, awkward band. Not only is their music amazing, but they're humble and polite. Check them out, because they are the bee's knees.
Example:
Person 1: Have you heard the new Miniature Tigers album?
Person 2: Fuck yeah! Swimming Pool Blues is my jam!


miniature society
a term completely shunned upon by sociology teachers, classes, and students. this term was developed in an attempt to vary the use of the word community in sociology writings and essays.

WARNING: this term may get you thrown out for plagiarism
Example:
Everyone in the community was involved in the community effort to become part of the community. This broken town once again became a miniature society.


miniature tanks
A group of 4 or more people gets on all fours in a circle facing towards each other and players march into the center of the circle while chanting “miniature tanks!” repeatedly.

Game works best while intoxicated.
Example:
Dude 1: “oh man that game of miniature tanks was so ultra!”
Dude 2: “yeah it was but I got kicked in my face”


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