miniature pinscher
by Dixon's Mama on Dec 07, 2013 08:37:09
A breed of dog classified under the toy category in the
AKC. They are so macho acting, they've been nick named the King of Toys. Generally around 10 to 11 inches tall and 10lbs. Also called the 'Min Pin', they think they
rule the roost, love
bossing everyone (whether human or animal) around, and doesn't much care being handled by clumsy children.
Miniature Tanks
by Blongberg on Oct 08, 2010 14:59:10
Enjoyed throughout Wisconsin, Miniature Tanks is a groin grabbingly good time where a group of people, either arranged in rows (facing each other), or in a large circle (facing inwards) get on their
hands and knees, shoulder to shoulder.
Everyone marches forwards on the ground, hilariously running into each other. The object of the game is to reach the opposite side of where you are standing, but you cannot stop the motion of the tank.
If you fall over, keep swinging your arms and legs and continue to chant "MI-NI(a)-TURE TANKS". People get walked over, head-butted and bruised, but it's kickass and dammit, it'll
put hair on your chest.
Works well in
grassy open areas, narrow hallways, and crowded intersections.
Example:
The war drums
beckon through
the valleys with a strength that only the words "Miniature Tanks" (mi-ni-churr TANKS) may follow. Again and again, these heroes among men chant to instill fear, pregnancy, and maybe a bowel movement or two to all those who are unfortunate enough to witness the carnage that is soon to follow.
Ready you're not, here they come... as the chanting begins, the herd lurches onward; leaving a new desolate wasteland (mostly padded grass) in their wake. The amalgamations of such forces often cause
Richter scale readings of 6.3-7.1 to Beijing, Shanghai, and all surrounding provinces.
Battered forces often appear
belly-up, clutching
spleens, or showered in the figurative blood of their peers. Those who remain upright roll onwards with pride, thirsting for the undeniable quench of another round. Miniature Tanks takes the lives of the weak, and instills character in those who survive.
Miniature Tigers
by lhommewalk on Jul 15, 2014 12:15:52
One of the best indie pop bands from Phoenix, Arizona. Singer
Charlie Brand, Guitarist Algernon
Quashie, Bassist
Brandon Lee and Keyboardist Rick Schaier are the members of the witty, awkward band. Not only is their music amazing, but they're humble and polite. Check them out, because they are the bee's knees.
miniature society
by hanizzle enorag on Jan 17, 2012 15:48:03
a term completely shunned upon by
sociology teachers, classes, and students. this term was developed in an attempt to vary the use of the word community in sociology
writings and essays.
WARNING: this term may get you thrown out for
plagiarism
Example:
Everyone in
the community was involved in the community
effort to become part of the community. This
broken town once again became a miniature society.
miniature tanks
by travish on Jun 04, 2006 16:25:21
A group of 4 or more people gets on
all fours in a circle facing towards each other and players march into the center of
the circle while
chanting “miniature tanks!” repeatedly.
Game works best while intoxicated.
Example:
Dude 1: “oh man
that game of miniature tanks was so
ultra!”
Dude 2: “yeah it was but I got
kicked in my face”