backlog
by doctor filth on Oct 06, 2007 05:14:28
a very long turd which has been sitting inside you for quite a while. Other
turds have passed by into
the poo bin but the backlog just sits there and builds up. One day you will clear the backlog and when you turn around for the
inspection you will be totally amazed. You'll also feel a bit empty!
Backlog
by MrMortimer69 on May 10, 2011 21:30:31
A
backlog occurs when a man, for reasons sometimes unknown, hasn't ejaculated in a long period of time. After this
dry spell ,when the man ejaculates what
emerges is reffered to as the backlog. This backlog is usually a massive amount of abnormally thick jelly-like cum that has been stored by his testicles over this period of time, and if not handled correctly can cause a massive mess.
Backlog frequently occurs in men that are in relationships becuase they are so caught up by their girlfriend that they forget to regularly service themselves.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man, I finally broke my
dry spell after I broke up with
Julie last night.
Guy2: Wow really? What was the damage?
Guy 1: Nothing much, just a serious amount of
backlog and a serious mess afterwards.
Backlog of dishes
by voicelove on Mar 17, 2011 19:53:24
A pile of unwashed dishes that have been accumulating for days or even weeks in your
kitchen sink. A dish-washing exercise that you just keep putting off until Doomsday, when it won't matter anymore anyway.
It usually ends up as a large
Petri dish for growing a whole range of bacteria cultures and a
hotbed for contagious diseases.
Example:
A: Who's gonna take care of that
backlog of dishes? It keeps
piling up, I can't get into the kitchen anymore!
B: Why don't we take an easy route and just
blow it up with a kilo of dynamite?