jmo

Internet abbreviation for "just my opinion."



jmo
JMO(jerk me off)...used while texting only to slutly chicks that live by a high school

jmo™ by arozak
Example:
ex 1 when sending a text message(sexting)
-hey come over
-no
-come jmo

ex 2(JACK) Hey don't you live right near pine ridge and strudel street.
(JILL) Yeah right next to the school
(JACK) Thats cool can i stop by later and your mom can make waffle p.s. you can jmo after


JMO
The complete opposite of emo, comes from the founder of the JMO Institute of Little Losers, Jonathan Moore. A person whos a JMO is the complete opposite of a emo, instead of being suicidal they are happy and find fun in the littlest of things. And instead of writing crappy poetry and suicide notes and blogs, they read them and laugh out loud and then go burn down an elderly house.

No matter what you do can bring them down to an emo level. Even hooking a car battery up to thier balls/ovaries and shocking them. Trust us, we have tried. Now if only Jesus was a JMO.
Example:
Dude that guy took a shot to the balls and laughed! Thats a JMO!


JMO
abreviation for -AYYE JERK ME OFF!!!!!!- must be said very loud and accompianied by the JMO hand gesture in someones ear.
from mon don high school 2004
Example:
AYE RAT BOY JMO- at this point you would make an obscen gesture into the persons ear for added insult


JMO
$5 bj's
Example:
I only have $5, is that enough for a JMO?


JMO
JEW ME OUT the act of jewing sombody out. The act of being stupid uncool or an asshole...usually to a friend
Example:
Oh my god he just JMO'ed!! for example you flip off a teacher...a friend or someone says MR teacher!! HE just stuck his middle finger at you!!! you get detention.


JMO-4
A concoction of four different berries (blueberry, strawberry, cranberry & raspberry) blended with the finest vodka (Grey Goose) to create the JMO-4...."The perfect way to start off a night of creepin"
Example:
Wes:"Ohhh man we need to pre game for tonight!"

Tim: "Hell ya! Call JMo up and have him make some JMO-4 for us"

Wes: "Now thats what im talkin about!"

Steve: "Ill drive!"


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