old ass

Adj. Used to describe when something is REALLY old.



Old Ass Cookies
When a guy shows up to your work with flowers so you offer him all you have, old ass cookies.
If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies.

Love is a thing of the past.
Old ass cookies is where it's at.
Example:
1.) I am falling in old ass cookies with her originality.
2.) She was tough to bring around in the beginning, but now I think she is feeling the old ass cookies


old ass nigga
A term popularized by bitchrap artist Soulja Boy. Ice-t, one of the greatest gangster rappers of all time, dissed Soulja Boy in a mixtape. In response to this, Soulja Boy posted a video on Youtube in which he repeatedly refered to Ice-T as an "old ass nigga". Everytime he said this, his two slaves in the background would let out a fake laugh. Soulja Boy is now one of the moist disrespected artists in all of modern music.
Example:
Soulja Boy: You'z an old ass nigga Ice-T, an old ass nigga. Man, how you gon tell a 17 year old to eat a dick? Old ass nigga!!!

Soulja Boy's Slaves: HAHA. nice one Soulja Boy!

What Soulja Boy's Slaves are thinking in their heads: That shit got old the first 50 times he said it.


Old Ass Youngin
Someone who is wise beyond their years. A youngin who already knows what it is....
Example:
Chauncey: Damn son, look at that boy...
Sessions: Hoodi Whoooo look at em, over there killen the game.
Chaunce: I guess he already knows what it is bra...
Sessions: Shit, old ass youngin....

Ex. John Wall, Stephen Strasburg, Danny Almante


Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown
Slang expression used for Wayne Kramer of the MC5 because he's an old ass clown these days trying to capitalize on the past of his deceased friends rather than doing it on his own. Had a couple of good songs here and there, but constantly keeps recording "The Harder They Come" by Jimmy Cliff on nearly every recording in an inane attempt to make the song famous. Put your money of Sonic's Rendezvous Band for much, much more talent.
Example:
Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown can't even count anymore because he has 6 people in the Neo-MC5, so he's gettin' old


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