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berni

Bernied

by Gravitas Lost on May 06, 2023 12:15:08

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Example:
Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

Bernies

by henrytheeighth on Dec 16, 2013 09:02:09

The Class A Designer Drug Ecstasy
Derived from Bernie Ecclestone, president and CEO of Formula One
Ecstasy > Eccies > Ecclestones > Bernies

Example:
"You on the Bernies tonight?"

"Is Bernie coming out the night?"

Bernie

by Girly2737 on Sep 11, 2019 01:36:01

A very rebellious guy, only makes his own time with music, once he's comfortable with someone he loves he'll show his real self he may seem act rude but deep down he's a really good person just hurt When your with a bernie You have to be faithful and loyal and always be there for him physically when he's struggling, his love is the best kind of love you can ever get, love him show him you care that's all he ever looks for he'll protect you and his love will be real

He's perfect from the outside and inside
No guy like him exists

Example:
smart brilliant caring loving hurt rude talented good looking unstoppable Bernie

The bernie

by ItsJakeYo on Aug 20, 2011 12:10:22

A relatively bad ass and easy dance to do (based on the 80's movie Weekend at Bernies) where all you do is lean back, put your head up ("like you gettin a nosebleed") and wiggle your arms around

Example:
"man did you know theres a new dance called the bernie?"
"yes! and its bad ass."

Berni

by smiles and applejuice on Jan 03, 2010 13:32:00

Awesome, amazing, likes blanket forts. Can often be seen displaying a dopey smile. If approached, make sure to wear lots of bubble wrap as this creature is prone to biting and gets distracted by the popping. Giggles uncontrollably when tamed and will often giggle harder at it's own giggling. Mood is contagious, resulting in multiple cases of over-active hyper behaviour. Is also very cute and huggable. Diet includes: Chocolate paddlepops, and more chocolate paddlepops. If creature appears aggressive, throw cats at it; this will calm the creature and leave you with at least 5 seconds to run away. Or play Evanescence.

Example:
"That Berni stole my blankets!"
"I wish I was as awesome as a Berni"
"My Berni ate my chocolate paddlepop = "
"If I buy bubble wrap, do you think I should hide it from my Berni?"

Bernied

by Richard Ponce on Dec 31, 2004 06:00:10

Drunk This word derives from the act of being so drunk that you are incapacitated to the point that you are helpless and need assistance from friends in order to move.

Example:
The movie Weekend at Bernie's is the prime example of this word. Althogh Bernie Lomax was dead he was still livin it up. He even plugged some broad when he was "Bernied." His action is a perfect example of what does/could/sometimes happen when severely intoxicated

Bernie

by nasendusch on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

Slang for cocaine. Mainly used as code to determine if cocaine will be present at specified future event. Also known to be substituted with 'Joe'.

Example:
"Yo, that party you're going to throw tonight? Is Bernie going to be there?"

"Yeah man, Bernie will definitely be there tonight."

bernie

by NADAANTHENDOFDREAMS on May 04, 2010 02:05:29

The main definition is DEAD.

Example:
nat: Dude see that dead green rotting pussy over there..it's a bernie :|

there goes the end of my wet dream

Bernie

by The 0 Jackel 0 on Aug 10, 2013 02:37:31

Sending information late, taking last second to do anything. being lazy, like weekend at bernie`s, only works on his own time with music,.

Example:
This guy at work is always pulling a Bernie.. I bernie-ed last night when i was suppost to clean the kitchen when my Mom was on the way home.

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