bible thumping
Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.Bible thumping
For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.
Example:
"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."
"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."
bible thumped
bible thump
the act of being thumped or thumping someone verbally, generally for speaking against or going against the morals of the christian religion.
Example:
Father: "you can't date outside the church!"
Daughter: "Quit bible thumping me dad, i'll date whoever i want."
Father: "you can't date outside the church!"
Daughter: "Quit bible thumping me dad, i'll date whoever i want."