bjorked
A
colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much
nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from
Scandinavia.
bjorked
by CASIOp on Apr 21, 2010 05:31:25
Bjork
by Anonymous on Mar 20, 2005 02:27:14
An extremely talented actress and singer who is absolutely beautiful. Her
Icelandic culture, tied into her music, is very unique, making her
a diamond in the rough! Her
wardrobe may be funky, but it's unique.
Bjork
by gracie on Mar 04, 2005 17:20:19
An Icelandic singer who released her first album at 11. She was in many bands, then split to pursue her solo career, releasing her first international album, Debut. The hit single from the album was called Human Behaviour. She then released albums called Post,
Homogenic,
Vespertine etc. In 2004 she released
Medulla and also appeared at the Olympics held in Greece, singing her single Oceania.
BJORK
by Yashamuri Hikanae on Jul 13, 2006 08:44:17
1. A much misunderstood musician/artist that will always be underrated by people that have little appreciation of art and
originality no matter how strange it may seem.
2. One who has lyrics or a style that the average person cannot yet grasp and then is described to others as some artist that is somewhat bizarre strange/crazy & has a style that really has no meaning.
3. An artist/performer that is somewhat
Shakespearean with a touch of
Sigmund Freud.
Example:
You’re going to have to change those bjork-like lyrics otherwise others wont understand the meaning your trying to
convey.
Take that off this instant! You want them to think you have
Bjork as a fashion
consultant?
bjork
by One Half on Jan 05, 2006 08:17:11
bjork
by heyfuture on Jun 06, 2009 06:23:51
Example:
The robots
bjorked in
Björk's video for "All Is Full of Love."
Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.
I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went
back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.
BJORK
by anonymous on Aug 23, 2003 21:50:58
bjork
by Shadow Creator on Nov 02, 2007 08:48:25
Example:
I know that
Bjork has
lyrical talent through her writing of
Skyfire's lyrics, despite never listening to her music.
bjork
by Tom Kaye on Jan 15, 2010 14:34:04
Example:
Girl 1: Bee jork?
Guy 1:
Bwork?
Girl 2: Borrrkkkkk!!!??!
Swedish Chef: Shwspork?!! Spork!
Sork!
Horkee Hork! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!
(They all then, explode)