booty time

Anytime that you think you will be getting to have sex, or the feeling that you need to engage in a sexual act. I guess booty or booty time probably originated from, "brothers" referring to getting with a girl because the large buttock seems to be desired of them. Booty time is a two part word.



Howdy Booty Time
Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.

The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.

This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.

The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.

This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.

Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.

The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.

NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.

NEVER!!!!!!!!
Example:
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?

HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!

Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!


Booty Call Time Frame
When someone calls or texts you anywhere after 1 AM so they can participate in sexual activities to satisfy they're most likely drunken needs. Mostly done by guys but occasional girls do it too. A lot of times the person being called up has feelings for the other, so they give into temptation and their feeling grow stronger. Meanwhile, the bootycaller moves onto the next one.
Example:
Megan: OH MY GOSH!!, he just texted me and said he want to hang out for a bit!

Adriana: Dude, it's 1 AM

Megan: So.....?

Adriana: So..... That's in the booty call time frame , he just wants to smash in the back seat of his car and then forget about you! Don't be stupid.


Booty Callin Time
Booty Callin Time(BCT) is when a person calls someone after 12am hours in the attempt to get some ass.
Example:
I can’t believe this guy a Booty Callin Time (BCT) me. Like I gonna give this clown after this late


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