boringitis
A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.
boringe
To borrow without a time limit set for repayment
also known as borrowing on the "never never"
usually only a term used between friends
also known as borrowing on the "never never"
usually only a term used between friends
Example:
"can I boringe £15 from you as my unemployment benifit hasn't arrived and I need something to keep me awake"
"sorry man I'm a bit broke but if you pay me on thursday
I can do it"
"can I boringe £15 from you as my unemployment benifit hasn't arrived and I need something to keep me awake"
"sorry man I'm a bit broke but if you pay me on thursday
I can do it"
boringer
Example:
i was talkin to theresa and i said that sleep is boring, she said "go to bed" and i said no, sleep is boringer than this
i was talkin to theresa and i said that sleep is boring, she said "go to bed" and i said no, sleep is boringer than this
boringer
Boringator
Someone who is a boring bastard!
Concoction of the word came from the film 'The Terminator'... Terminate + or = You see where I'm going...
So when one of these guys crop up run for the hills cause all he is about is Boringatoring yo' ass up!!
Concoction of the word came from the film 'The Terminator'... Terminate + or = You see where I'm going...
So when one of these guys crop up run for the hills cause all he is about is Boringatoring yo' ass up!!
Example:
"Hey John wanna grab the strap on and come sit in the hot tub wit me"
"No, Sally, I just don't think I'm ready for that stage of commitment"
^John is being a ... BORINGATOR!!!
"Hey John wanna grab the strap on and come sit in the hot tub wit me"
"No, Sally, I just don't think I'm ready for that stage of commitment"
^John is being a ... BORINGATOR!!!
boringer
boringer
World Championship of Boringness
An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Example:
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.