flowering

all lads ask the gyrl before you do it, it mitght cause great pain!! (excesive lubrication needed) 1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet 3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring



flowering
1. The act of cutting your penis head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. This step is repeated until the penis is in "full bloom."
Example:
Hey George, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?


flower
What is flower? We all know that flower is beautiful, but sadly, not for all. It is also a symbol of domestic abuse. This is because after husbands beat their wives, they give their wives a flower to cover their faults. Still, it is not enough to cover their faults because domestic abuse is DEFINITELY A CRIME.
Example:
I got a flower today. My husband gave me. Not because of wedding anniversary or whatever. It's because he abused me yesterday.


flowered
To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.
Example:
“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.


Flower
The most evil creature in the world, known for it's tendency to use humans as slaves in places known as "Gardens". These things take hours and hours of life away from their human slaves, and give nothing in return. There is only one creature more evil than a flower, and that is a kitten.
Example:
Geraniums ( flower ) suck my blood.


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