bret

a creature who has questionable fashion choices, spills pasta on white shirts, and steps out of bathrooms with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe. they are an alien, do not be fooled.



bret
when you have to shit and the bathroom is occupied, so you grab the biggest cup in the kitchen and take care of business.
Example:
"Hurry up dude I got to shit!!!" nevermind there's a 7/11 big gulp cup in the kitchen, I'll just "BRET"


Bret
A Wonderful best friend.

Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.
Example:
"Wow, what a super, amazing guy. He must be a Bret."


Bret
Bret is awesome. Full stop. He turns bright red when you compliment him, tell a joke or make fun of him. It's really cute. People sometimes like to call him "Bert". He has glorious, red locks of hair that he uses to his advantage. If he had a spirit animal it would be Pikachu. Bert is kind, warm, dependable, funny, hard working and the kind of person you keep in your life for the long haul. He's good people.
Example:
Everyone wants a Bret/Bert in their lives.


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