fixture
something or someone that has been present for a long time and will continue to be so in years to comefixture
a wanna-be hustla, playa, gangsta, etc.. as opposed to being a factor, a fixture can be removed from the game without causing and real problems.
Example:
it really doesn't matter if you's a fixture or a factor- walk up on that ave, man they'll have you on a platter...
- E-40
it really doesn't matter if you's a fixture or a factor- walk up on that ave, man they'll have you on a platter...
- E-40
fixture
fixtures
used when a subject or picture has already been discussed/shown in the past on an internet messageboard, anybody spotting the schoolboy error of not using the search facility can immediately post "FIXTURES" as the next message.
Example:
username#1: "just seen a great video on the net, look at it on this URl ......."
username#2: (who saw the video posted a week ago) FIXTURES
username#1: oh (feeling suitably chastised)
username#1: "just seen a great video on the net, look at it on this URl ......."
username#2: (who saw the video posted a week ago) FIXTURES
username#1: oh (feeling suitably chastised)
dick fixture
A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.
light fixture
A fictional illumination device that a female posses to lure one or more males to her home for sexual gratification.
Example:
I really needed him to hang my light fixture. It ended up taking all night. It took so much work, he asked a few buddies to come over and help out.
I really needed him to hang my light fixture. It ended up taking all night. It took so much work, he asked a few buddies to come over and help out.
dick fixture
Fixtures man
A UK cult hero, courtesy of the popular TV show 'Soccer AM'. Mainly famous for:
'Boom boom boom, let me hear you say fixtures!'
'Like theeeeeeeeeese'
'Boom boom boom, let me hear you say fixtures!'
'Like theeeeeeeeeese'