bring it to the table

bring- come prepared to share, physically be there, show upit- something you want to discuss or sharetable- a metaphor for a gathering of people



brings nothing to the table
A person or thing with absolutly no redeeming qualities. While others are interesting or have stories to tell a person who brings nothing to the table simply drags others down.
Example:
Seth Weiner is the classic example of someone who brings nothing to the table be it talking nonstop about phish or smoking weed like it is his last day on earth


you bring nothing to the table
when you dont bring humour, you dont bring character, you dont bring personality

to the table = to the conversation

usually a joke :)
Example:
guy:i had the wildest night it was raging because of me

girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table

you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt - you bring nothing


bringing to the table
To Bring to The Table:

To give stories of sexual encounters,

photos of girls,

supply of food,
wanting lunch at 12 pm

and

informing the boys of new female staff
or
girls walking past.

Failure to comply with these rules can bring upon ‘Dogging of the boys’
Example:
Emailing around pictures of good looking girls to mates at work is referred to as "bringing to the table."


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