broadsiding
A challenging and often misunderstood sport. There are many different versions of the rules, but all are based on the British Broadsides Society's 1946
publication "Standards in the Modern Game", which was mostly derived from the then-current version of
Eton Broadsides. The full competition rules can be obtained by written application to the International
Federation of Broadsides Players (IFBP).
Broadsiding
by Super Duper Pooper Scooper on Jun 19, 2013 10:55:29
The act in which two men slide their
penis' along each others shaft in a back and forth motion.
This is similar to the
naval act in which two warships would
sail beside each other in order to exchange fire.
Broadside
by Zoltan Technician on Nov 11, 2018 18:58:56
Like the Naval manoeuvre, a
broadside is a cockblock executed by a Wingman in which they approach a target in a social setting, unleashing
an arsenal while passing thus rendering the target
dead in the water.
Example:
Wingman sent in to
broadside guy doing well at a bar:
‘Hey mate, it was good to hear you beat that rape charge’.
Wingman sent in to broadside a couple leaving a bar:
‘Hey mate, how did your ex go with
the abortion?’
Wingman sent in to broadside a guy close to closing the deal at a bar:
‘Hey mate, how is the
hepatitis C going?’
Broadside
by ninjawesome on Nov 25, 2013 05:26:35
v. The situation of sitting in quiet peace while excreting
solid waste when another individual occupies the adjacent stall and proceeds to
expel their feces loudly and violently leading to a suddenly unpleasant (and often smelly) situation.
From Broadside: a naval ship pulls to the side of another and relentlessly fires its
cannons into the other ship.
broadside
by mcneilly on Nov 11, 2008 08:34:05
Example:
"
mate i was
flat out down the carriageway broadside!!!"
broadsides
by Prof. Van Halen on Jan 13, 2004 19:16:12
A game for 2 or more players,
seated, attempt to hit each other with their cum. (The cum has to be
launched from the penis directly, it can't be
thrown).
Broadside
by Presto223 on Mar 01, 2011 03:28:58
Before the invention of
rifling in cannon barrels, only an estimated 10% of all
cannonballs fired from ship based cannons actually hit their targets.
This method is often now used in dating as well as picking up chicks in a bar.
I.E. If I ask out ten different girls,
statistically speaking, at least one will say yes.
broadsided
by UNABOMBER on Sep 13, 2004 10:41:57
broadsided
by MassSuffering on Sep 13, 2011 23:07:51
Example:
"I was talking to
my friends about football last night and all of the sudden I was broadsided by
Ashley for
no reason."
Broadside
by Bowling Green Choker on Oct 04, 2010 23:21:44