carbonate

the hoe of the periodic table



Carbon
A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.
Example:
- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...


carbon
"Carbon" is used here as a description. It means something that is absolutely 100% exact of another. Not similar, not related, not sort of like, neat a cheap copy but absolutely the same. Down to the carbon molecules. A carbon copy if you will.
Example:
"Henna, do you remember that key you gave me the other day to access the locked cabinet in Mr. Senner's office ?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Opening it I found a copy of the key sitting on the bottom. Carbon."
"That's strange. There's only supposed to be one. What good does it do in there ?"


Carboner
1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned
Example:
ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."


Carbonator
When you pour Sprite in a girl’s vagina and you suck out the juices with a straw.
Example:
When Ron couldn’t provide Joy with the champagne bubbles she wanted on New Years Eve, Ron called Trey over to pleasure Joy with the Carbonator until she climaxed and screamed “Oy Vey” while Ron cuckholded himself simultaneously.


Latest Searches

beta fish, toga himiko, Emo shit, Burf, grammer natzi, uggly buggly, Mazzer, Lord Starscream, Theee, Twanks, Durr hurr, dal, Gravatt, Kung Fu Panda 4, white ass, wook, party foul, Taichi, pone, Baks, the Gunslinger, Junyoung, Montreux, got tom, Aym, Stanly, cop car, juicey cooter, underreaction, Violet Parr, stopped shaving, big lurch, Carbohydrate, Maate, Yotas Finest, Choose game, Phil Heath, MUNI, Blase, one TOUGH BITCH, charlie d’amelio, Sugar Land, TX, shnitzel, moonwalking, double dub, the WSB, Jimmy Smits, Decca, plush, Mattius, WeeFi, dezzing out, You ARE the father, Lowertown, TOTLY, gat, Guf, mergs, alright Dave, Chipes, quibbly, FAGGOT ASS BITCH, Marrisa, solid gold, september 10th, faiz, Pilgram, feel like a biscuit, Maclonnbeveli, Aleasa, messy room, uncle Edward, thast, Palladium, philandering whore, shit cat, goal, trol, DeSoto, Michael Brown, Evily, fart brain, cook good bacon, kuzzie, Humbling, Kird, TAK, Duration Queen, thangs, foopa, Marlon Webb, queef tenderloin, angry ghost, bitlife, WHAT CUNT, Crisi, Swagtastic Trio, sexually, Witn, Tin foil master, Bro Mo, MidWest, quadra barrel, poor-rich, Omone, GRANDMASTER FLASH, im hard, Bayformers, Being wealthy, hiked, J Crew, cuntosaurus rex, saq, stripper hoe, a chow, buttied, SUCK ASS, Army, ohio is for lovers, pin pin, right in the butt, top chef, Steak and Shake, Kubo troll, 08th MS Team, 2mrw, FramingHAM, MasterBeta, Muffed the Punt, pimpdog, loren, MEAT JELLY, Fuck Me Up, Hard “r” Friday, ferg, atoms, FELIZ NAVIDAD, nose dope, Trott, Phillip Phillips, second wife, sarcophagus, fiddling around, Every Witch Way, pig latin, breeder, choked, the falls, Danny Tanner, ayne, FURCKING, September 6, Pineside, See you again, double p, anuz, date night, DU-FLOCKIN, fuckface, big-ears, Booster Juice, Bengaring, Fake chow, are you kidding me, grey matter splatter, Ishaan Mehta, yahat, chamaca, Irhan, Thank God, Shermer, mr Phillips, Tally-Hall-Shelf, cones are out, day tripping, *dyes*, oneplus nord, dirty rubics cube, Mario Van Peebles, snapchat score, shifting on, Chess Boxing, apple computer, absolutely perfect, Crankshaft Bowl, kilala, egoing, rappe, act of God, Hildebrandt, drol, Sono, Yolis, hijo de tal por cual, brainer, gamer precipitation, re-tard, Gyatt Rizz, uncle phil, Stickam, Carbonate, beta fish, toga himiko, Emo shit, Burf, grammer natzi, uggly buggly, Mazzer, Lord Starscream, Theee, Twanks, Durr hurr, dal, Gravatt, Kung Fu Panda 4, white ass, wook, party foul, Taichi, pone, Baks, the Gunslinger, Junyoung, Montreux, got tom, Aym, Stanly, cop car, juicey cooter, underreaction, Violet Parr, stopped shaving, big lurch, Carbohydrate, Maate, Yotas Finest, Choose game, Phil Heath, MUNI, Blase, one TOUGH BITCH, charlie d’amelio, Sugar Land, TX, shnitzel, moonwalking, double dub, the WSB, Jimmy Smits, Decca, plush, Mattius, WeeFi, dezzing out, You ARE the father, Lowertown, TOTLY, gat, Guf, mergs, alright Dave, Chipes, quibbly, FAGGOT ASS BITCH, Marrisa, solid gold, september 10th, faiz, Pilgram, feel like a biscuit, Maclonnbeveli, Aleasa, messy room, uncle Edward, thast, Palladium, philandering whore, shit cat, goal, trol, DeSoto, Michael Brown, Evily, fart brain, cook good bacon, kuzzie, Humbling, Kird, TAK, Duration Queen, thangs, foopa, Marlon Webb, queef tenderloin, angry ghost, bitlife, WHAT CUNT, Crisi, Swagtastic Trio, sexually, Witn, Tin foil master, Bro Mo, MidWest, quadra barrel, poor-rich, Omone, GRANDMASTER FLASH, im hard, Bayformers, Being wealthy, hiked, J Crew, cuntosaurus rex, saq, stripper hoe, a chow, buttied, SUCK ASS, Army, ohio is for lovers, pin pin, right in the butt, top chef, Steak and Shake, Kubo troll, 08th MS Team, 2mrw, FramingHAM, MasterBeta, Muffed the Punt, pimpdog, loren, MEAT JELLY, Fuck Me Up, Hard “r” Friday, ferg, atoms, FELIZ NAVIDAD, nose dope, Trott, Phillip Phillips, second wife, sarcophagus, fiddling around, Every Witch Way, pig latin, breeder, choked, the falls, Danny Tanner, ayne, FURCKING, September 6, Pineside, See you again, double p, anuz, date night, DU-FLOCKIN, fuckface, big-ears, Booster Juice, Bengaring, Fake chow, are you kidding me, grey matter splatter, Ishaan Mehta, yahat, chamaca, Irhan, Thank God, Shermer, mr Phillips, Tally-Hall-Shelf, cones are out, day tripping, *dyes*, oneplus nord, dirty rubics cube, Mario Van Peebles, snapchat score, shifting on, Chess Boxing, apple computer, absolutely perfect, Crankshaft Bowl, kilala, egoing, rappe, act of God, Hildebrandt, drol, Sono, Yolis, hijo de tal por cual, brainer, gamer precipitation, re-tard, Gyatt Rizz, uncle phil,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!