Mr Phillips
The sussiest teacher you'll ever meet. Makes up gossip when he can't get his hands on the real stuff. He's done every imaginable thing that is possible to do, but has 16 different personalities depending on what class he's teaching.
Example:
Art Student: Hey, Have you seen Mr Phillips today?
Geo Student: Nah, he didn't teach me today because he was shipping me with all my friend friends
Art Student: Hey, Have you seen Mr Phillips today?
Geo Student: Nah, he didn't teach me today because he was shipping me with all my friend friends