Cheese Curd
cheese curd
Typical residents of midwestern sprawl. Generally obese, thes e creatures have lifestyles centered around television viewing , cheap canned beer, and bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote republican and don't care why.
Example:
The cheese curd, being too lazy to walk while shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.
The cheese curd, being too lazy to walk while shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.
cheese curd
The act of two guys with foreskin putting there dicks head to head and raping them together and jerking off till one of them has there ejaculation in the other guys dick head.
Cheese Curds
The viscous white clumps that may appear following vaginal penetration due to insufficient lubrication.
Example:
I pulled out my cock and she sucked off her cheese curds.
I had to pick so many cheese curds off my sheets.
Mama makes the best cheese curds.
I pulled out my cock and she sucked off her cheese curds.
I had to pick so many cheese curds off my sheets.
Mama makes the best cheese curds.
Cheese curd
Kentucky Cheese Curd
The Kentucky Cheese Curd is a sexual act/game preformed in the bedroom when the Male gapes the female's asshole and puts multiple cheese puffs in her ass, and 1 single milkdud. Once this is achieved the Male subject then guesses how many cheese puffs she will fart out before the milkdud. If guessed incorrectly, he has to eat all of it. If guessed correctly, she has to eat it.
Example:
Honey, when you get home would you like to spice things up, and have a Kentucky Cheese Curd?
Honey, when you get home would you like to spice things up, and have a Kentucky Cheese Curd?
Trojan Cheese Curd
Example:
Gramma's demise was the result of a Trojan Cheese Curd, courtesy of Kaine. He's on trial, now.
Gramma's demise was the result of a Trojan Cheese Curd, courtesy of Kaine. He's on trial, now.
Wisconsin Cheese Curd
eating out a fat chick while she has a yeast infection then shooting your man grease all over the chunky curd infection.