Reffering to the mighty being that is "Max
Chronos" not much is know about this supreme being but all we know is that he has the power to make bad things happen and also the power to shift queues.
A religion has been set up in his name called Chronosology which offers preachers the protection of
chronos (as well as a 50p holland and
barret voucher and certain tax benefits in belgium)
It is also worth noting that chronos doesnt sleep, he simply "
reboots" daily and at any given time he will have exactly 12 money off vouchers in his possession
Example:
Example 1
bill; dude i just like
lost my wallet!
bob; damm you chrroooonnnoooss!!!
Example 2
Bill; Damm
chronos this queue looks long, we will be here ages
Chronos; *chronos
blinks* Look again....
Bill; WTF how did you do that??