cleaning the pipes

Afta cumming have a piss to clean the pips



clean the pipes
To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.
Example:
Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.


Cleaning the pipes
Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
Example:
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."


clean the pipes
masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
Example:
I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.


Cleaning the Pipes
Tugging your meat until you ejaculate, and then pissing. This supposedly cleans your urethra (hence, Cleaning the Pipes)

It stings, and that's evidence that it's doing what its name says.

It can also be done right before having sexual intercourse, so you don't get a woman pregnant, and you don't have to wear a condom.
Example:
John: "Ugh, I really need to clean the pipes"

John is Cleaning the Pipes in Cindy's bathroom so he can smash her, rawdog.


clean her pipes
When you hook up with a woman who hasn’t gotten any in a while, your dick becomes her pipe cleaner...
Example:
I hooked up with that married chick and she hasn’t had any for a while, I cleaned her pipes good last night...totally clean her pipes


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