cob

Acronym for Close of Business. Usually referring to a 5:00PM deadline.



cob
Slang for a crusty bread roll used in the midlands, usually in Leicester, Derby and Nottingham.
Example:
If one ever has the fortune of being around these parts, be sure to ask for a 'cheese and onion cob me duck' in the local 'Cob Shop'.


cob
cum on body
Example:


cob
The cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll. The word is possibly derived from the folk custom of wiping one's ass on corn husks or corn cobs, though it is uncommon to perform this operation with a cardboard cob.
Example:
My kid needed cardboard tubes for her school craft project, so we used the cobs from our toilet paper rolls.


cob
a highly corny person.. or an airhead(not the candy)

origin: midwest
Example:
when someone is speaking and all the people around arent interested, and wants them to be quiet.. that person speaking is a cob


cob
cob.....a northern term for bread roll.

cob.....something to do with corn.

cob.....a northern word for sulking. A 'cob on'

cob.....to throw something.
cobbed....to have thrown something
cobbing....to be throwing something
Example:
(speaking to sulky teenager)..."What`s wit` cob on? Has your mum made you tidy your room?"

"Come on, let`s cob some bricks through that paedo`s flat window!"


cob
An acronym for "Council of the Bean", Cob refers to any willing group of people who regularly meet with a purpose, in any local coffee-house of their choosing. (*Costa excluded)

Traditional Cob rituals included member aliases, which include their real name, and an alliterative prefix/suffix which is coffee-house related, replacing the coffee-house and caffeine with a club and some alcohol at least once a month, and having the designated driver veer off the road at least twice on the way home from Cob. New members are initiated with a piping hot double espresso, while members who wish to be stricken from the Council list must ingest two spoonfuls of used coffee grounds.

Founded in a small coffee-house, lost to the mists of time, in Glasgow, Scotland, Cob's have since sprung up all over the globe, reaching from the caffeine-rationing suburbs of Tokyo, to the dizzying heights of the Space Needle's Starbucks in Chicago.

Whether Cob is just a temporal fad, or whether or not it will stand the test of time, remains to be seen; we can however be certain that it will never be forgotten.
Example:
Bernie: "Tomorrow is Thursday, almost time for Cob! Time to get my "Bernie Bean" t-shirt good and ironed!"

Kevin: "I feel under-appreciated by my fellow Cobbers, they always insult my driving despite the fact that I'm the only one who can drive - oh well, I know they only mean well, and I can take a good joke."

Neil: "I, Nacho Neil, call this meeting of the Council of the Bean to order. Latte Lesley; the minutes from the last meeting, please."


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