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cockshot

A rough unit of measurement approximately equal to a standard ejaculation; a few tablespoons.

cockshot

by B8EDUM8 on Jan 12, 2021 14:57:02

Means a shot or a hit to the male genitals. Could be either a punch,kick or an projectile

Example:
Man:*Throws ball*
Man: Cockshot!

cockshot

by AnacinCross on Dec 02, 2008 07:34:28

A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' or 'LADIESONLY.jpg'.

Example:
Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.

cockshot

by Ka$e on May 01, 2015 09:34:47

Injecting (insert favorite drug here) into the large vein of the penis. Usually to result in uncontrollable male squirting orgasm.

Example:
That bitch got him hooked on pint cockshots and now he's a total fuckin lid... gross!

cockshot

by Alex on Dec 10, 2003 10:02:57

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

Example:
"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

Cockshot

by Beastmode02 on Jun 25, 2009 13:58:33

A baseball term indicating a pitch right down the middle, cock-high. Usually a fast ball belt (cock) high, that is expected to be crushed by the hitter.

Example:
Baseball coach: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THAT COCKSHOT JOHNSON!?

Cockshot

by TwistedMotherFucker on Dec 16, 2010 16:38:49

A "cockshot" occurs in a shooter video game when you - either inadvertently or on purpose - shoot another player or NPC in the groin. It's customary to yell, "cockshot!" really loud every now and then when you pull this off. Particularly funny when you were originally aiming for a headshot, and your aim was just that far off.

Example:
You're in a FPS game and you aim for the opponents head, but your aim sucks so bad you end up sending multiple rounds straight at his dick. That's a cockshot.

Cockshot

by WhiteDwarf on Oct 20, 2009 11:10:03

The surname of a dwindling number of very unlucky people.

Example:
Mr. Cockshot shot his cockshot in Mrs. Cockshot. A little cockshot grew in her belly over nine months into a little Cockshot.

kiddie cockshot

by kspre on Dec 22, 2017 05:39:57

the shot version of the famous kid drink, the kiddie cocktail. Made with 4/5 grenadine and 1/5 lemon-lime soda, added in after the grenadine (not mixed). Vodka optional for the adult who enjoys this drink.

Example:
Bartender, make my son here a kiddie cockshot, he turns 11 today. - Can I see an ID sir?

Texan cockshot

by Barberella on Apr 13, 2020 02:29:23

Where you place the but of a loaded rifle or shotgun to your groaned area with the barrel pointing away from the body. The trigger is then pulled so that the recoiled forces the gun back words into the genatels causing severe discomfort and posabley infertility.

Example:
Dad gave himself a texan cockshot, that is why you are adopted

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