Fulham

The best football club in London.



fulham
a mainly residential area in south west london. the only place in london where house prices have fallen in the last 2 years. popular with tramps.
Example:
"hey geoff, let's move off the streets into fulham, we can afford a house there and it's right next to putney!"


fulham
A town full of retards
Have Got a football team made up of wasters
Most Fulham fans are under 5 years old
Best saying to a Fulham fan is ( where were you when you were shit)

Flats on the cottage
Example:
I feel like a Jimmy Hill , ex fulham chairman

A wank


fulham
The best football club in England. Also the area of London where a team called Chelsea play football, although their real name is A Small Team From Fulham. (See also cunts.)
Example:
- Where do you live?
- Fulham.
- Who do you support?
- Who do you think?
- Chelsea?
- Do I look like a cunt?


fulhamed
The phrase "You've been Fulhamed" refers to a man being under full spell of a woman's vagina. Many men have fallen under this dark spell, with their souls trapped in a chamber of vaginal secrets. Old folklore has it that lumps of 'Turf' also attract this foul witch.
Example:
You've been Fulhamed


Fulham Pound
A £2 coin. The smallest unit of change carried by a Fulham resident.
Example:
Alex: This homeless guy in Fulham just asked me for change!

Person 2: Did you help him out?

Alex: Haha, as if I had anything smaller than a Fulham Pound.

Person 2: Dude, it's January...

Alex: Haha, I hate the poor. Rah.


Fulham Fan
A group of individuals who meet in west London to see FULHAM FC play football matches. They are known to wear tartan scarfs, sip tea, and frantically use their notorious ‘clappers’ to boost their teams performance. However, they are known to voice their opinion on online blogs and refrain from violence with other clubs.
Example:
A really nice woman helped me cross the road today!
She was probably a Fulham fan.

Everyone is friends with a Fulham Fan


Fulham Gang
The well known gang in Fulham is known for having ‘beef’ with a group of youths from the worlds end estate Sw10 Chelsea. It is clear to see that over the past 2 years the youths from Fulham SW6 are winning the ‘beef’. Especially the younger youths I’ve heard of: Skattz, TMuni , Wamz , Young Skattz, DSav , KM, SK, Very Sav, BSav , and many more. It is seen as Fulham have plotted on The Worlds End estate many time nd they have not shown any retaliation back. Billz from Worlds end has been caught on a ‘lack’ so many times and even when his girlfriend got a milkshake thrown in her face by Km and Skattz he didn’t ‘ride’ for her. There has also been many stabbings involved which I can not say too much about, but as I know not one person from Fulham has been touched.
Example:
Fulham Gang is not to be played with


Fulham Shuffle
The art of luring a prospective partner to bed, often with over-dramatic implications of an epoch-defining sexual encounter, before abruptly changing course and either 'shuffling' out of the situation or using it as leverage to make previously unclarified demands.

So called because of its avid use amoung the people of Fulham.

Popular additions include pretending to pass out (If in doubt!), claiming apparnet surprise at your partners intentions or making exagerated claims about your own morality. e.g. Not before i'm married!

Added points are available for 'shuffles' acheved later into a given encounter and for gaslighting the individual into believing that expectations of sex where delusionally created by them.
Example:
Chin 1: I saw you leave with Tanya last night. Any action?
Chin 2: Nah bro, she fulham shuffled me. Hard!
Chin 1: How so?
Chin 2: I wasnt that interested tbh but she spent all night talking about how she gives the best blowjobs and she couldnt wait to show me.

Eventually we got to mine, we kissed a little and half naked on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her hand she goes. 'What!, you think we are hooking up! I'm not that kind of girl. Arrh, men are such pigs!' and storms out.

Chin 1: Damn bro, you got shuggled hard!
Chin 2: Thats not even the worst of it. She's been messaging me all day asking when I'm taking her on a date!
Chin 1: Ha ha ha! You have to stop dating Fulham girls, they crazy!
Chin 2: Preach!


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