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copy machine

etymology: term coined by Dr. Andrew Bucki in reference to how mathematics are learned in America.n. a student who does not think for himself/herself, but instead mindlessly copies homework problems by changing the numbers from sample problems.v. the act of mindlessly copying homework.If a copy machine is particularly bad at copying homework, it can be dubbed a cheap copy machine.

Copy Machine Operation

by Tinkerbell Hilton on Jul 14, 2009 03:13:00

Similar to the Milton Bradley game Operation, however this version is more hightech and played with your office copy machine when paper gets jammed in the hot copy machine.

The object of this game is to extract said paper or papers without getting a third degree burn on fingers, wrist, arms, etc.

Example:
Kristi is celebrating her second victory of copy machine operation.

Copy Machine Foreplay

by StarringBecca on Oct 08, 2011 01:46:59

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

Example:
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

put paper in the copy machine

by gussyvanpuglestine on Sep 11, 2014 09:42:25

Code word for having sex. Especially sex in a school or office environment.

Example:
Shelly is about to go put paper in the copy machine with John.

Reach around at the copy machine

by superlluclkycat on Sep 23, 2008 06:33:28

While one person, usually someone of higher significance of the other, is making copies (or faxing documents), a subordinate comes from behind to acquire favoritism by providing digital stimulation from within the pocket of the copy maker.

Example:
Make copies in the billing department, especially if you're a supervisor! You can get your faxes done, a reach around at the copy machine AND a happy ending!

Human Copying Machine

by troll3193 on Feb 06, 2023 08:57:59

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.

Example:
The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.

Human Copying Machine

by troll3193 on Feb 06, 2023 09:04:01

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.

Example:
The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.

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