matchsticks

The act of having anal intercourse and finding out that your dick has been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick.



matchstick
a skinny pale fiesty redhead chick; a flame
Example:
"but she's a redhead"
"but she a matchstick!"


Flaming Matchstick
When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.
Example:
"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."


matchstick man
Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.

Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.
Example:
Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.

Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.


matchstick workforce
overworking a bunch of people until they're burnt out, knowing you can hire their replacements once their purpose has been served.
Example:
"John has a matchstick workforce avaliable to suit your needs at anytime"


Matchstick Ignitor
An alcoholic drink that mixes Jager with an Orange flavored energy drink
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man, you ready to go out?

Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.

Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.

Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?

Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!


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