crank dat

Alternative meaning, popularized by the the Soulja Boy song of the same title. Crank dat refers to the act of masturbation, as indicated by the lyrics "watch me "crank dat" soldier boy then superman that hoe"



crank dat
A horrible song with no lyrical talent whatsoever
Example:
Person: Love that Crank Dat song
Person 2: Can you do the dance?!?!
Person: There's a dance?!?
Person 2: Yeah it goes like this *proceeds to move about like they are a retarded monkey on speed*


crank dat
A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!
Example:
Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.

Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!


crank dat
The gansta version of the macarena. the words still cant be understood, and it has launched as many parodies that are as retarded as the song itself.
Example:
person #1: What are you listening to? And why are you dancing??

person #2: It's Crank Dat and I'm dancing yo.

preson #1: Righhhtt. You look like you're doing the Macarena on speed.



crank dat
The most annoying song ever to be released. It is rapped by Soulja Boy, a 17yr old kid with no talent. One of the songs that makes rap music hard to defend.
Example:
Person 1: "crank dat and superman dat hoe"

Person 2: Lets kick his ass for singing that song


crank dat
A rather sophisticated rap song. I never thought I would ever say this until I heard "donk", which bring soulja boy to a new level of retardation.
Example:
Soulja boy SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!
He's a retarded shthead!!!!!!!!
We thought crank dat was retarded until we heard "donk", absolutely senseless!!!!


crank dat
The name of a song by Soulja Boy, which serves to establish an equally idiotic dance. On par with who let the dogs out and the macarena, this song demonstrates no talent or creativity, and proves how stupid most followers of the hip-hop mainstream truly are.
Example:
"I'm have no mind! I'm going to crank dat!"



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