jizm

semen. The stuff that comes out of your penis during a cum shot.



jizm
(1) A gooey translucent liquid substance that cums from a males penis. Homosexuals and slappers love the taste
(2) A great word to yell out a car window
(3) The substance referred to in (1), that burns with an awful smell when brothels burn down
Example:
(1) Oliver that homo was drinking a jizm slurpy, he sucked that guy dry
That damn slapper, she was sucking jizm all night long

(2) Jizzzuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

(3) Ooooh, I hate the smell of sizzling jizm


jizm
A religion created by the God of Jizm whereby if you join you have the right to do nothing. Also the wonder of Jizm shall be revealed being, standing an empty lucozade bottle up normally then just tapping the top making it fall down, whereupon it performs a complete somersault & goes in a complete circle.
Example:
Teacher: Do Your Homework!!
Student: No it's against my religion of jizm!


Jizm List
All the women that a guy has boned without a rubber and shot his goo into. Can be a mental or written list.
Example:
Past tense:

Yeah, she made my jizm list a while ago.

Present tense:

I'd watch it with her. She's already on a lot of guys' jizm lists.

Or it can be used in future tense:

I really want to add her to my jizm list.


au jizm
The seminal discharge from a man with a vasectomy. Usually, it is characterized by a general lack of viscosity. If a regular ejaculation is like gravy, a vasectimized ejaculation is like au jus, hence the term.
Example:
Damn, ever since I got snipped, my au jizm just runs down the wall like water.


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