jizm
by Mr Jones on Apr 26, 2005 09:12:38
(1) A gooey translucent liquid substance
that cums from a males penis. Homosexuals and
slappers love the taste
(2) A great word to yell out a car window
(3) The substance referred to in (1), that burns with an awful smell when
brothels burn down
Example:
(1) Oliver that homo was drinking a jizm
slurpy, he sucked that guy dry
That damn
slapper, she was sucking jizm all night long
(2) Jizzzuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
(3) Ooooh, I hate the smell of
sizzling jizm
jizm
by Lizm on Sep 18, 2007 23:58:49
A religion created by the God of
Jizm whereby if you join you have the right to do nothing. Also the wonder of Jizm shall be revealed being, standing an empty
lucozade bottle up normally then just tapping the top making it fall down, whereupon it performs a complete
somersault & goes in a complete circle.
jizm bomb
by MS The Fast Whitey on Feb 16, 2007 22:04:53
jizm bomb
by Mitchell Kurt on Feb 16, 2007 09:12:08
jizm lips
by your name on Aug 11, 2003 04:28:43
Jizm McGee
by Clevis McFarland on Apr 08, 2004 07:04:04
Jizm List
by Jingleman on Jul 24, 2008 23:53:26
All the women that a guy has
boned without
a rubber and shot his
goo into. Can be a mental or written list.
Example:
Past tense:
Yeah, she made my
jizm list a while ago.
Present tense:
I'd watch it with her. She's already on a lot of guys'
jizm lists.
Or it can be used in future tense:
I really want to add her to my jizm list.
au jizm
by bamthin on Feb 08, 2008 00:18:21
The seminal discharge from a man with a vasectomy. Usually, it is characterized by a general lack of
viscosity. If a regular ejaculation is
like gravy, a vasectimized ejaculation is like
au jus, hence the term.
Jizm Jar
by Khem Val on Jan 01, 2012 19:27:51
A person or object intended for the
sole purpose of holding
extraneous amounts of
jizm/cum.