crossing the Delaware
Crossing the Delaware is when you and your friend/partner board an airplane sitting in seats opposite one another across
the isle with powdered wigs ready to be worn. It’s important to store said wigs until you’re in
takeoff to avoid suspicion. Once the your plane begins takeoff and the
fasten seat belt sign is on with no flight attendants in the isle, you and your buddy start by donning your wigs. Then, jack each other off another across the isle to full completion. If you can both finish before the flight attendants resume working in the isles, you have successfully crossed the Delaware. If not, America loses the revolutionary war. Move with purpose.
Crossing the Delaware
by dogh2o on Dec 29, 2011 18:11:46
Example:
After an extended amount of time in a
Captain Morgan style
doggy position, he flipped her over and and switched into his "Crossing the Delaware" stance until his leg started to
cramp.
Crossing the Delaware
by countryturkey on Mar 27, 2010 04:13:04
Having sex with a girlfriend or boyfriend while he or she is asleep. Originates from
George Washington's sneak attack against the British on Christmas Day
1776 and his numerous nocturnal sneak attacks on Martha W.