Crypted

When someone seems uncertain with their life and the Vietnam flashbacks are strong.Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.



Crypt
(adj.) Not to be confused with the term when contextually describing dank ass bud, conversely here, this is when one refers to something that is gruesome or hideous in nature, resembling "the living dead straight from the crypt." Also can refer to objects that are bootleg or broke-ass.
Example:
Ah, gross man, did you see the grenade your boy made out with on the dance floor? Duuuuuu, girl was fuckin crypt.

Look at that car, its got 4 mismatching rims from wal-mart, that shit's wack. No man, that whip is crypt as fuck.


crypt
1. Place for the dead
2. Source of all good horror stories, as told by 'The Crypt Keeper'
Example:
1. When I die, put my body in a crypt.
2. "Bad evening, boils and ghouls! Tonight's terrifying tale of spooktacular woe comes straight from my home, the crypt."


Crypt
A gang, representing "The West Side." The official gang colour is blue, and members are often seen wearing a blue flag hanging out of their back left pocket.

A popular member of the Crypt's is Snoop Dogg himself.

Many people confuse the name Crypt's with the Crip's, but they are just plain idiodic and should do some research before they start listening to this so called "music" they call rap.

Rock and Roll! Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Iron Maiden!!!
Example:
"I keep a blue flag hangin' out my back side, but only on the left side, yeah that's the Crypt side"
-Snoop Dogg


crypt
1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.
Example:
1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.

2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.


crypt
someone who is a hypebeast but claims he isn't. now they tend to make their own blog pages, and claim they can skate. they are always following hte crowd, and everyone wants them dead for that, therefore called a crypt
Example:
Look at this girl posting up bulletins to go to her blogspot. What a crypt !


colac crypt
A born and bred 3250 (post code for Colac - Shit Hole Capital of Australia) who moves to North Queensland to reside, and earns his daily bread and pays his way by way of sponging and selling dope. He is then duty bound to blow a sheila up and help Centrelink justify their existence. There is then an aristocratic obligation to fat another sheila and on and on and on and on and on and on.............
Example:
Hey man where ya from? I like that fuggin big fat joint ya got. Aw shucks, I be a Colac Crypt. Shit! It's mah lucky day.... come on over and we will see if we caint get some jism outta this old cunt......


Latest Searches

coming, Yield, psssh, hypest, nuggy, marking, Epic Fail, loyal, DeRay, will i go to heaven, Whining, Unpaid Socialite, The Power Dump, thia, no mark, the omega, What the shit, wps, Bruins, Emo boys kissing, jacketed, eg, Guy A, dog town, it her, a mark, jme, Back out, fat Eddie, Be that guy, to die, JM, waffle cone, CRS, Count me out, 3 TO 5, selfie, moore, C-Mob, Baptist, bobs, pop round, love hate, Stacked It, THOUGHT, GARAGE SALE, batch, im tired, g o d, give out, flip flops, the others, Anaconda, Snm, In da hood, nighttime, a Templeton, kern, some slight, CAD, Himiko, hatefuck, Centrelink, nike, cold-blooded, Fuck My Wife, queerbaiting, MERCH, lexis, fun times, RONS, spading, the Future, Eastenders, your ass is grass, Matts, pronk, Oats, adult animation, death du jour, how come, JIRA, seem, the pyramid, self image, troupe, poop emoji, cold hard, cock wielder, vend, His girlfriend, burbanking, sneer, Spec, Uncles, dougald, Exactamundo, FO, GET BACK, surpass, BSB, protag, Self righteous bitch, yamero, childhood, Her or Her, ten, gat, broke as hell, pound, hott, shlick, the chopper, we ride, v-neck pants, baal, chinamen, pit, Seagull, Youngstown, Ohio, New player, a DeRp, pop the question, Broski, red bull, Nadine, Iron lung, Pumpkin Spice Latte, hey mamas lesbian, Similar spellings, water, Turnip, SANES, Fbs, up against the wall, Trevored, Bill Clinton, What can I say, the sleep over, grunt, smackable, okurr, shitty wifi, SWT, Overdo-si-doed, white sticky stuff, to Billy, Your Mom is fat, CRUSH, Wizard Rock, a beautiful girl, MUSTASHE, Black Bird, golden retriever, Balles, braddas, Queens, daisey, thinspire, Stonewall Effect, feather boa, Finley, cult, Metroid Prime, skirts, Get-a-____-mug, bloody awful, nadia, Tamagotchi, 153, loos, trash can fire, the WORLD, math book, Hello Internet, useful, Tyrone, cost, Enery, Sadge, Cough medicine, Ya like jazz?, canoes, Mob Boss, curly hair, Fellations, saw palmetto, Big brother, Crud, Dominican Republic, energy drink, Asmongold, thus, power slide, fart, zoomers, Angerfist, GRAET, e-girl, weaves, coming, Yield, psssh, hypest, nuggy, marking, Epic Fail, loyal, DeRay, will i go to heaven, Whining, Unpaid Socialite, The Power Dump, thia, no mark, the omega, What the shit, wps, Bruins, Emo boys kissing, jacketed, eg, Guy A, dog town, it her, a mark, jme, Back out, fat Eddie, Be that guy, to die, JM, waffle cone, CRS, Count me out, 3 TO 5, selfie, moore, C-Mob, Baptist, bobs, pop round, love hate, Stacked It, THOUGHT, GARAGE SALE, batch, im tired, g o d, give out, flip flops, the others, Anaconda, Snm, In da hood, nighttime, a Templeton, kern, some slight, CAD, Himiko, hatefuck, Centrelink, nike, cold-blooded, Fuck My Wife, queerbaiting, MERCH, lexis, fun times, RONS, spading, the Future, Eastenders, your ass is grass, Matts, pronk, Oats, adult animation, death du jour, how come, JIRA, seem, the pyramid, self image, troupe, poop emoji, cold hard, cock wielder, vend, His girlfriend, burbanking, sneer, Spec, Uncles, dougald, Exactamundo, FO, GET BACK, surpass, BSB, protag, Self righteous bitch, yamero, childhood, Her or Her, ten, gat, broke as hell, pound, hott, shlick, the chopper, we ride, v-neck pants, baal, chinamen, pit, Seagull, Youngstown, Ohio, New player, a DeRp, pop the question, Broski, red bull, Nadine, Iron lung, Pumpkin Spice Latte, hey mamas lesbian, Similar spellings, water, Turnip, SANES, Fbs, up against the wall, Trevored, Bill Clinton, What can I say, the sleep over, grunt, smackable, okurr, shitty wifi, SWT, Overdo-si-doed, white sticky stuff, to Billy, Your Mom is fat, CRUSH, Wizard Rock, a beautiful girl, MUSTASHE, Black Bird, golden retriever, Balles, braddas, Queens, daisey, thinspire, Stonewall Effect, feather boa, Finley, cult, Metroid Prime, skirts, Get-a-____-mug, bloody awful, nadia, Tamagotchi, 153, loos, trash can fire, the WORLD, math book, Hello Internet, useful, Tyrone, cost, Enery, Sadge, Cough medicine, Ya like jazz?, canoes, Mob Boss, curly hair, Fellations, saw palmetto, Big brother, Crud, Dominican Republic, energy drink, Asmongold, thus, power slide, fart, zoomers, Angerfist, GRAET, e-girl, weaves,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!